deefalttwunnyfor
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Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support
- Thread starter Bry1313
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Apisto42
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I just had mine made into a wallet. Nice thing is that I can just rub it and I’ve got a carry on suitcase…
crazychemgirl
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Is it like a magic foreskin …. Like Mary Poppins carpet bag?
Wriggle
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I can fit a golf ball in mine.
Apisto42
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The club officials are cool with that? Last time I whipped my extra club out on the green, I was asked to not come back.
Wriggle
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I keep it in my pants just in case I lose my ball - just pop it out and it drops out of the bottom of my golfing trousers "oh look - here it is"
One stroke saves me another kind of stroke.
crazychemgirl
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Wriggle
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Are you calling my foreskin a ball sack?
I can't clown a single bollock into the foreskin - but now I wonder if anyone on the internet has done it.
Apisto42
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That’s a Google I don’t really want to do.
Wand3rlust
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Is this part of @crazychemgirl 's research for her book?
Wriggle
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This is why I red herring
Wand3rlust
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Wriggle
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I have an open crush on you - ask anyone
crazychemgirl
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I thought he had a secret crush on everyone…
MindYaBitness
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Are you keeping the thread alive with your spoon crush confession?
Bbl87
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I feel like I lack the subtlety to have a secret crush...
I feel like this is probably how I come across.
I feel like this is probably how I come across.
MindYaBitness
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https://media3.giphy.com/media/ukCFEU6Cg5MCCDoaVN/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952f3qq4l7flv8u4vg11ssxlcu2dj3pc7flmuc2vsnc&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
I'm about as subtle as a bull in a China shop
Bbl87
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I find it endearing, personally.
Qky75
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Bulls can be very nimble and stealthy.... don't ask me how I know this.
OrdinaryPerson
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I dunno. Im enjoying the ballsack information
Qky75
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So the scrotal saga continues....
OrdinaryPerson
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Okay. Time for me to make a match before Bry comes back and tries to suggest I was not a way better thread host than he was ...
And looking into my magic romance ball... I'm gonna pair up @Indie and @Beardy_181 cause she told me I would just be perfect for her if only I had a beard and the new guy seems like he probably has a great one.
And looking into my magic romance ball... I'm gonna pair up @Indie and @Beardy_181 cause she told me I would just be perfect for her if only I had a beard and the new guy seems like he probably has a great one.
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Can she get you both? AFAF
Wriggle
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I have an open crush on you, too.
