RobDownSouth
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This is wild. White Supremacist Nick Fuentes survives an attempted assassination LIVE!
Back story:
This Past Week:
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(Note: I'm aware that @LLCox made a blurb about this is in the Iso-Political Blurb thread, I felt it deserved moar detail).
Assassination attempts! They're not just for CEOs anymore!
Back story:
- White Supremacist Milo Yiannopoulos and White Supremacist Nick Fuentes used to be the best of friends (Professionally only, Milo was gay when they met, Nick has always been an "alpha male")
- They were united by their adoration of Tangerine Palpatine
- After Trump finally admitted he lost in 2020, Fuentes disowned Trump, stating he (Fuentes) had wasted two years of his life travelling the country telling everyone that Trump was a victim of the Deep State.
- Milo Yiannopoulos stayed true to Mango Mussolini, so the two bros had a falling out. SAD.
This Past Week:
- Milo Yiannopoulos, still nursing a grudge against "turncoat" Nick Fuentes, reads on social media that former friend Fuentes got a police citation for pepper-spraying a woman who got up into his (Fuentes') face.
- Milo Yiannopoulos then posts "somewhere on social media" (not sure if this was Twitter, 8chan or Stormfront...details sketchy here) about how stupid Nick Fuentes is, and oh by the way here is Fuentes' complete address, gosh, someone should "take care of him".
- An unstable 24-year-old loser named John L. Lyons, answers the call. He packs up his 13-round Glock and his crossbow and heads out to kill Nick Fuentes.
- Lyons, probably aware that his life will be over once he becomes a famous assassin, decides to get some target practice in before assassinating Fuentes.
- Lyons stops off at his former girlfriend's house and shoots her, her mother and her new boyfriend to death as "target practice". All three die.
- Lyons knows Fuentes does livestream podcasts at 11:30 at night so he walks up to Fuentes' door at 11:38 pm and starts ringing Fuentes' doorbell.
- Fuentes, in the middle of a livestream, sees an armed masked intruder at the front door via his Ring camera. He livestreams his Ring camera video.
- Fuentes then does what anyone in his situation not named Wat Tyler does, he calls 911 and shits himself.
- Fuentes lives in a small-ish town, two police officers respond within two minutes.
- Police pull up to Fuentes home and confront Lyons on Fuentes front porch. Lyons turns and runs, jumping over Fuentes' fence into his next-door neighbor's yard and kicks in neighbor's door.
- Bad decision for Lyons, as neighbor immediately releases two pissed-off pit bulls on intruder Lyons.
- The old adage "never bring a dog to a gunfight" applies, as Lyons shoots and kills both dogs with his pistol. He drops his crossbow and flees out the rear of the neighbor's house.
- The police hear gunfire coming from Fuentes next door neighbors house, realize this shit is real and call for backup, active shooter yadda yadda.
- Lyons runs one block away from pursuing police, gets winded, drops into a shooter's crouch and begins firing at two officers in pursuit.
- He misses.
- They don't.
- Lyons dies.
- Fuentes tweets "thoughts and prayers" for neighbor's two dead dogs.
LINK
(Note: I'm aware that @LLCox made a blurb about this is in the Iso-Political Blurb thread, I felt it deserved moar detail).
