The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Did you know deer can jump higher than the average house? It’s because of their strong hind legs and the fact that the average house can’t jump.

What did one eye say to the other? Just between you and me, something smells.

What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch.

A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “no, I’m travelling light”

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.

If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?

Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? He was a little horse.

Rumors of a food shortage at this year’s spoonerism conference turned out to be a complete lack of pies.
 
We I haven’t talked about the boys for a while so am pleased to have posted a couple of shorts on YouTube. We have about six weeks of the season and the first injury. Toby has a haematoma due to trauma to the ear. Currently had a steroid jag and will have it drained in a week. Hopefully we won’t need surgery but you never know with these. I really don’t need him out for the rest of our season so it’s fingers crossed.

Good boys! Hope Toby is on the mend soon!
 
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