Cock Talk

[Deleted member 6607120]

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?
I travel for work a few times a year on my own.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?
Yes, frequently.

Do hotels make you horny?
The building itself, no lol. There are aspects of them that make them fun though.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?
I try not to think about it, as I cum all over the sheets.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?
Oh hell yes.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally
I will leave them open until I go to sleep.


Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?
No

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

There are many lol. Many years ago we had a couple swap. I've been pressed up against the windows during sex. Lots of fun solo play... I had a shower with a bench seat and hand held shower head which made my evenings after work a lot of fun... We've been told on before for being too loud, by neighboring guests. The list is long lol.

 

[Cogan]

So many. Once we had a couple swap in a hotel room. That was different and fun

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

There are many lol. Many years ago we had a couple swap. I've been pressed up against the windows during sex. Lots of fun solo play... I had a shower with a bench seat and hand held shower head which made my evenings after work a lot of fun... We've been told on before for being too loud, by neighboring guests. The list is long lol.

 

[Terrylipstick]

Ho Tell

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So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming. I didn’t hear a guy, but maybe his mouth was full or he just isn’t a vocal dude.

However, I was under the impression that she was alone.

I was in a hotel room one night and could hear two guys fucking the shit out of a woman in the next room. She was having the time of her life

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

If it’s a trip, by myself. If it’s a sex hookup… well,… more than just me

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Constantly

Do hotels make you horny?

Yes

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

Not at all.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Not especially

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

Closed if there is a walkway in front of the windows, but if I’m 4 or more stories up I leave them open. I’ve sucked cock in front of the windows and leaned naked and stroked in front of the window

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

No, but I did walk out of a hotel room after getting fucked hard and loud, and run into the hotel maid on my. Way out of the room. She looked at me and knew what I’d been subjected to

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

Multiple bottoming experiences, several three ways, cross dressing for admirers…. Just a lot of gay sex …. But nowhere near enough

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Ho Tell

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So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming. I didn’t hear a guy, but maybe his mouth was full or he just isn’t a vocal dude.

However, I was under the impression that she was alone.

Had a very similar experience myself. More than once actually.

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

Oh yeah, stayed in olenty of hotels both by myself or with a partner/date.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Why yes I do.

Do hotels make you horny?

Not specifically. But I do feel very relaxed a good deal of the time. And relaxation can lead to happy thoughts of a sexual nature.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

They wash that stuff daily. Aint sweatin it. Also thats good news for whoever gets my sheets next.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Oh yes.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

Usually closed. Not like the view of the parking lot is amazing.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

I have not actually. I'd make it funny by not stopping ehatever I was doing.

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

Fuggin. Lots of fuggin.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

of course.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

of course

Do hotels make you horny?

of course

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

not put off. I have the faith.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally

open. And if i can people watch, the better.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

 nope

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

the usual.

solo sex, great sex, bad sex,

 

[hotwords229_A]

I staying pretty swanky places, so I don’t worry so much about that.

Again I say, the swankier the wankier.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

All variations, but more often solo.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

That goes without saying, right?

Do hotels make you horny?

For some reason, yes.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

I don't think about it, nor do I care. I've stayed in worse conditions.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Sometimes. Especially if I'm experimenting with soy sauce.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

Open until sleep time, I need the darkest possible for sleep.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

Nope, that would be amusing though.

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

Some of my best ones. Sort of a brag, sort of a confession, but I hooked up with 2 different women (who were friends of one another) in the same hotel on the same day. I was trying to provide the best room service possible.

 

[summer_reine]

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

The past few years it's just been me

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Sometimes

Do hotels make you horny?

I guess it depends on why I'm in a hotel. If I'm travelling somewhere fun, definitely

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

I stay away from bargain basement places but I still check for bedbugs.. if it feels like it is clean the thought of all the nasty the bed has experienced is a turn on

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

I absolutely hide from those damned mirrors

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

I'm working on that, a fantasy is to press and be pressed against the glass in a downtown highrise. Best I've managed so far is to get out of the shower and then walk to the window to close the curtain.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

Not a cleaning crew but got an interrupting 'its checkout time' call

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

Very few. Hoping some day to have someone in that random chair in the corner but I'm not mean I'd invite them to join, eventually

 

[Photog1rl]

Ho Tell

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So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming. I didn’t hear a guy, but maybe his mouth was full or he just isn’t a vocal dude.

However, I was under the impression that she was alone.

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

Yes, I've stayed by myself. Its the best perk of work travel.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Yes and I am way more likely to watch porn.

Do hotels make you horny?

Yes. If I'm with my husband he knows to be prepared
When by myself I take matters into my own hands as often as I can.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

When I was broke and younger I didn't thinj of it that much and now that I'm able to stay in nicer hotels I have faith.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

Yes! I almost always hold a mini photoshoot

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

I close them when I'm sleeping and leave them open when I'm not.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

Yes, but we were packing up to leave so no sneak peeks

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

I always bring sets of lingerie and toys to keep things spicey. I find it fun to role play when at a hotel.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm working on that, a fantasy is to press and be pressed against the glass in a downtown highrise.

That is hot.
When I was in college on Spring Break me and my friends saw this happening in a hotel as we were walking toward the beach.
We had to hold our towels in front for the remainder of the walk.

 

[Apisto42]

Ho Tell

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Fabulous gif. Memories.

So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming. I didn’t hear a guy, but maybe his mouth was full or he just isn’t a vocal dude.

Did you bang on the wall like a grouchy old man and tell her to quiet down?

However, I was under the impression that she was alone.

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

Both.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Always. It’s alone time when traveling solo. Also phone and Skype sex. It’s fun to reach out and connect.

Do hotels make you horny?

No, but there’s a lot of fun memories attached to hotels.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

Faith. They use industrial bleach.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

I always take a minute to admire the effects of tacos on my midsection. It’s a rather unbelievable view.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

I close them when going to sleep. I like it dark. But I’ve wanged the walrus in front of the window more than once.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

Yes, but nothing was going on.

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

Close encounters of the hook up kind are fun memories.

One time during Thanksgiving we were staying at super fun resort that had almost floor length windows looking out on the city. We were about 10 floors up and it was pretty fabulous to take my wife from behind while she was pressed up against the window. The Christmas lights were gorgeous that year.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Did you bang on the wall like a grouchy old man and tell her to quiet down?

No, but I did bang on my cock like a horny young(ish) man and wished she was less quiet.
Does that count?

 

[Apisto42]

No, but I did bang on my cock like a horny young(ish) man and wished she was less quiet.
Does that count?

Yes. I actually expected nothing less.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ho Tell

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So I was in a hotel over the weekend and, when I went to bed, I heard a woman in the next room orgasming. I didn’t hear a guy, but maybe his mouth was full or he just isn’t a vocal dude.

However, I was under the impression that she was alone.

Maybe she just cums loud?

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

Usually by myself

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Is the sky blue? Like I'm not going to take advantage of the fact that I don't have to do laundry the next day

Do hotels make you horny?

Nope. It's all about the situation/location

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

Nah. I do inspect the sheets though

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

I can't think of a situation where I have. Mirrors are fun though

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

One time in the Bahamas, I had an ex that wanted to go bang on the balcony. I was scared that we were going to get expelled from the hotel. It's a top 5 regret of my life

 

[hotwords229_A]

One time in the Bahamas, I had an ex that wanted to go bang on the balcony. I was scared that we were going to get expelled from the hotel. It's a top 5 regret of my life

We all have those moments we wish we could go back and fix. The best thing to do is up the ante and do that.

Gangbang on a balcony?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Gangbang on a balcony?

I'll try anything twice

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

I have stayed in many a hotel room on my own.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

Yes. Not compulsively or anything-- that would get awkward --but yes.

Do hotels make you horny?

Not on their own, no.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

I have faith. I have had family in the hotel industry, so yes, I still have faith. But I also still check for bed bugs, regardless of how expensive the hotel is. Trust, but verify.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

I do not. I don't have the body for that. However, I stayed at one with a large dressing mirror in the bedroom. My partner and I were playing D/s games, and she did not like looking at herself at all when having sex. So, of course, I arranged it so she was facing the mirror while riding me. Usually, it is "eyes on me." For this, it was "eyes on you." I was very insistent. It took her about ten minutes, and then it seemed to throw a switch in her, because she became very into it. We expanded mirror play from there.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

Fuck them if they look. They get what they deserve.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

No. I am pretty vocal and audible, so I think they would know what was going on.

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

My ex really loved hotel rooms, and we tore a few up. My favorite was staying in a hotel in Sausalito. The rooms are partially out into San Francisco Bay, with the decks overlooking Alcatraz and San Francisco. (Stunning rooms -- the place was wonderful). The balcony walls overlooking the bay were glass, as were the doors to the balcony. We had sex pressed against the glass doors within moments of tipping the bell boy who carried our bags. And later on the deck. And on the couch, overlooking the city. And...well, it was a nice weekend. It was probably the most beautiful place I have ever had sex indoors.

 

[37_ttej]

Is this the thread where I talk about my prize-winning Barbu d'Uccle?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

One time in the Bahamas, I had an ex that wanted to go bang on the balcony. I was scared that we were going to get expelled from the hotel. It's a top 5 regret of my life

This has to be pre-Lit Default, right?

Also, balcony sex is one of my favorite parts of hotel rooms! The possibility of getting caught just makes it hotter

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This has to be pre-Lit Default, right?

Unfortunately not. It was like 7 years ago?

Also, balcony sex is one of my favorite parts of hotel rooms! The possibility of getting caught just makes it hotter

I already said I regret it, you don't have to rub it in!

 

[crazychemgirl]

QUESTIONS!!

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?
I’ve done both.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?
No … the walls are so thin oftentimes … I’d be afraid of someone hearing OR having the maid come in unexpectedly.

Do hotels make you horny?
no … you know how many people have banged? Also … it’s so sterile… and the sheets / bedding is rarely comfortable.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?
Yes … I have zero faith in hotel cleanliness.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?
I don’t know that I’ve ever had one of these … if so, I haven’t used it in any way.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?
I do usually leave the curtains open … cuz why not… especially if you’re in a city that is not your own .:: what do I care if people see me. I’m the naked neighbour at home also.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?
I always use the DND sign … but when I lived in an apartment that was also a hotel that had a cleaning service … I got walked in on a few times.

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?
I had a heart shaped tub IN my room with a mirrored wall in Niagara Falls …. Thought it would be super sexy … it was not.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I already said I regret it, you don't have to rub it in!

She’s trying to get you to rub it out.

I got walked in on a few times.

We need to hear more about this.

 

[Apisto42]

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?
I’ve done both.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?
No … the walls are so thin oftentimes … I’d be afraid of someone hearing OR having the maid come in unexpectedly.

Do hotels make you horny?
no … you know how many people have banged? Also … it’s so sterile… and the sheets / bedding is rarely comfortable.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?
Yes … I have zero faith in hotel cleanliness.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?
I don’t know that I’ve ever had one of these … if so, I haven’t used it in any way.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?
I do usually leave the curtains open … cuz why not… especially if you’re in a city that is not your own .:: what do I care if people see me. I’m the naked neighbour at home also.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?
I always use the DND sign … but when I lived in an apartment that was also a hotel that had a cleaning service … I got walked in on a few times.

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?
I had a heart shaped tub IN my room with a mirrored wall in Niagara Falls …. Thought it would be super sexy … it was not.

Parts of this surprised me.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Have you stayed in a hotel room by yourself or is there always someone else there?

I’m probably about half and half.

Do you masturbate when staying in a hotel?

It has happened, but usually not to completion. I don’t really travel for work, so I’m mostly in a hotel for fun, so I’m usually only in the room during sleep time.

Do hotels make you horny?

There is an inherent horniness to being on vacation, in a new place, where you have some anonymity.

Are you put off by the idea of how much sex has happened on your hotel pillow and sheets, or do you have faith in hotel bleaching practices?

I’m not put off by the idea because every room I’ve ever stayed in had exclusively hot lesbian supermodels doing wonderful things to each other. I’ve been very lucky in that regard and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Do you enjoy or make use of the full body mirror in front of the shower in the hotel bathroom?

I don’t know if I enjoy it, but I do like to see how my dick flops around while toweling off. And I probably like to put on a little show for myself.

I’d fuck me.

Do you leave the curtains open and not care who can see in (assuming you’re not on the first floor) or do you close everything and only peek outside occasionally?

Open. I also check to see if anyone else has their curtains open, just in case something good happens.

Have you ever had the cleaning crew walk in on you because you forgot to use the Do Not Disturb sign?

Not really. They did try to open the door while I was in the shower, but I had the security latch thing closed so nothing fun happened.

What sexy experiences have you had in a hotel?

In college, a bunch of us were staying in a hotel and my friends, and some other people, came back early and caught me and a girl in the throes of passion. One guy had a camera and “interviewed” us.

I have no idea if that video still exists, but it may still be out there.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Parts of this surprised me.

Which parts?