Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[ck30101]

It looks like Dirk Diggler's at the end of Boogie Nights. Unfortunately on my Blu Ray it looks like rubber

Probably because it was rubber, much to the disappointment of all the girls in my high school.

 

[Wriggle]

Probably because it was rubber, much to the disappointment of all the girls in my high school.

Yeah, but you can really tell in HD.

I remember Marky Mark wahlberg saying he got loads more women expecting that when he hooked up.

Paul Thomas Anderson let him keep it as a souvenir afterwards, but it has unfortunately perished over the years.

Unlike my massive member

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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[LostHorizon]

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It’s not unheard of to be on the nice list and still be naughty once in a while.

Even Santa knows that.

 

[naughty_stories]

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Was it fun? then it was nice.

 

[lavendersilk]

Happy Saturday
️poof️

 

[MandaPandaa]

I'm a very good girl. I'm on the nice list.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I'm a very good girl. I'm on the nice list.

I'm sorry, and where is that right hand headed?

 

[MandaPandaa]

Same panties, different angle

Can I just spank you a little bit?

 

[MandaPandaa]

Happy Saturday

Gorgeous, Lav!

 

[FunRock69]

I'm a very good girl. I'm on the nice list.
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Do you need someone to check twice?

 

[MrMakersMark]

I'm a very good girl. I'm on the nice list.
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Damn.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Can I just spank you a little bit?

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm a very good girl. I'm on the nice list.

Me too! What did you ask Santa to bring you this year? Can we compare notes?
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[LustfulIntentions2]

Just going to go ahead and break up the run of lovely ladies and go off theme, but--don't let anyone tell you a man can't be in the kitchen

 

[lavendersilk]

Just going to go ahead and break up the run of lovely ladies and go off theme, but--don't let anyone tell you a man can't be in the kitchen

What are you cooking? Let me know when its ready.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

What are you cooking? Let me know when its ready.

Today was all Christmas cookies all the time

 

[BigBallsCanuck]

I'm a very good girl. I'm on the nice list.
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Nice AND Naughty!! HoHoHo!

 

[WerdNerd]

I'm a very good girl. I'm on the nice list.
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You're on the very, very nice list.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Me too! What did you ask Santa to bring you this year? Can we compare notes?
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I'll let you see mine if you show me yours...

 

[morelikeasong]

Can I just spank you a little bit?

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[LadyLascivious1]

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I’m generally terrible at following orders, but if I must

 

[morelikeasong]

Happy Saturday

The smile! The lips! The nails! the boob!
Swoooooon

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m generally terrible at following orders, but if I must

Does it help to think of it as a beg instead?

 

[MandaPandaa]

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If I must...