What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[cactusjack0584]

Fuck my ankle hurts

 

[AtramentousRex]

I'm cold and sore. I just want to be at home wrapped in a blanket.

 

[Chillygirl]

All these holiday potlucks and I’m trying to be creative. This week I’m making a bread and butter board. I bought various breads but I’m making 3 compound butters…even making the butter. Honey cinnamon, sea salt and pepper and a caramelized onion and bacon butter!

 

[Animaul]

I'm out of foil and saran-wrap, guess I'm going have to finish this entire pie

All these holiday potlucks and I’m trying to be creative. This week I’m making a bread and butter board. I bought various breads but I’m making 3 compound butters…even making the butter. Honey cinnamon, sea salt and pepper and a caramelized onion and bacon butter!

And I've got a P.O. Box that wouldn't mind accepting all this butter creation

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is that everyone thinks that jam is suddenly called 'jelly'?

*mutters* weirdos.

Preserves are where it’s really at!

 

[Dubinsky]

Preserves are where it’s really at!

Marmalade or GTFO.

 

[Dubinsky]

All these holiday potlucks and I’m trying to be creative. This week I’m making a bread and butter board. I bought various breads but I’m making 3 compound butters…even making the butter. Honey cinnamon, sea salt and pepper and a caramelized onion and bacon butter!

I want your butter.

Not even a double-entendre.

 

[DannieB]

I need to get my shit together and wrap some presents

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I need to get my shit together and wrap some presents

I just got a few per kid done tonight! baby steps!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

On the other hand, anything can be a sex toy if you are brave (or foolish) enough....

Legally, this needs to be accompanied by @crazychemgirl’s voca reminder that the butt is a vacuum, a reminder to use only items with flared bases in the butt, and a few horror stories from @MindYaBitness and @MedicalMuse for good measure!

All these holiday potlucks and I’m trying to be creative. This week I’m making a bread and butter board. I bought various breads but I’m making 3 compound butters…even making the butter. Honey cinnamon, sea salt and pepper and a caramelized onion and bacon butter!

Mmmm…butter…

 

[Dubinsky]

Legally, this needs to be accompanied by @crazychemgirl’s voca reminder that the butt is a vacuum, a reminder to use only items with flared bases in the butt, and a few horror stories from @MindYaBitness and @MedicalMuse for good measure!

Timely reminder!

 

[LostHorizon]

I wonder how many Lit posts are sent from people sitting on the toilet?

33%? 40? It can’t be 50% can it?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I wonder how many Lit posts are sent from people sitting on the toilet?

33%? 40? It can’t be 50% can it?

Nah, a significant portion are also fucking around at work or touching themselves in bed.

 

[TXRafe]

Preserves are where it’s really at!

strawberry preserves with creamy peanut butter on a soft roll

 

[Dubinsky]

Nah, a significant portion are also fucking around at work or touching themselves in bed.

I feel seen.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Just in case you thought I forgot

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

strawberry preserves with crunchy peanut butter on a soft roll

FIFY

 

[LostHorizon]

Nah, a significant portion are also fucking around at work or touching themselves in bed.

That’s sounds about right.


toilet time
self touching in bed
fucking around at work.

Those are probably the top three right there.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Just in case you thought I forgot

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just in case you thought I forgot

https://iili.io/208FX6P.gif

 

[Neanderthal247]

View attachment 2442912

That's funny

https://iili.io/208FX6P.gif

21 more days of it

I might get assassinated before it's over lmao

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's funny

21 more days of it

I might get assassinated before it's over lmao

I have find more gifs.

 

[Neanderthal247]

I have find more gifs.

I don't know how to post gifs, hence Neanerthal lol

 

[summer_reine]

Wait.. this means I now have more work every day. Dammit!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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