🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[MindYaBitness]

The 59.6% result feels suspicious given that it was “close” the whole way.

I’ll try to keep my supporters under control but I promise nothing as they are a bit “eccentric






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And on winning the “worst” POJ I have one response compared to those forgotten judges




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I’ll have a more inspired response to thank my “supporters” for this “honor”

Finally I do want to thank @StillRain for creating the most important least important award in the history of Lit, thank you!

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[crazychemgirl]

Let’s all give thanks to @StillRain for this amazing thread … 300+ pages long with lots of laughter and fun along the way.

 

[InThe312]

The script basically wrote itself. The OG really was the best and she's responsible for this glorious non-popularity, popularity contest.

Also, Bry was awful, so I'm glad me and my 14,384 alts could confirm that.

 

[AmberLGreen]

And the award for the worst Master of Ceremonies goes to @StillRain

No certificates or trophies? FFS even Bry managed trophies

Congratulations to our worthy winners. I will have a celebratory wank for you later

This thread has been a journey of unforgettable wankery and I shall treasure the memories (even the pages and pages of Bry whining). Thank you @StillRain for brining all of the best wankers into one amusing arena

What’s next - Dick of the day, Cunt of the Month, Uptight of the Fortnight. The possibilities (and awards) are endless.

Now could somebody clean all this fucking jizz up before the new owners move in?

 

[StillRain]

Cunt of the Century will commence in …..

 

[InThe312]

If you wanted to shorten the award window, you could go Dick of the Diurnal.

 

[Guyblue82]

Cunt of the Century will commence in …..

This feels like a cummerbund bund is required for exclusive event

 

[Bry1313]

Cunt of the Century will commence in …..

Just give it to @AmberLGreen already

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@Bry1313 Congrats Bry and all Bry’s autobots.

I fucking knew it
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[Bry1313]

I fucking knew it
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If I had AI support, I’d have won both like I should have all along

 

[StillRain]

If you wanted to shorten the award window, you could go Dick of the Diurnal.

Dick of the Day rolls around the tongue better…

If ya know what I mean.

 

[InThe312]

Dick of the Day rolls around the tongue better…

If ya know what I mean.

Sounds good to me. We’ll work on that program next week

 

[AmberLGreen]

Just give it to @AmberLGreen already

So obsessed with me

 

[Saltfountain]

@vastiesmith10 for bringing nothing but negativity and shit to @lavendersilk's Christmas movie thread

 

[UnquietDreams]

@vastiesmith10 for bringing nothing but negativity and shit to @lavendersilk's Christmas movie thread

Seconded! I call the vote.

Oh, sorry, wrong procedure.

 

[InThe312]

@vastiesmith10 for bringing nothing but negativity and shit to @lavendersilk's Christmas movie thread

The good news is this is the only nominee and I believe this prestigious award is on holiday the remainder of the year.

Calling the Worst PoJ @Bry1313 to not give a certificate and trophy, because he wouldn't anyway.

 

[UnquietDreams]

@vastiesmith10 for bringing nothing but negativity and shit to @lavendersilk's Christmas movie thread

The good news is this is the only nominee and I believe this prestigious award is on holiday the remainder of the year.

Calling the Worst PoJ @Bry1313 to not give a certificate and trophy, because he wouldn't anyway.

Do we differentiate between "wanker" and "screaming asshole, in a bad way?"

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Which of us pulls the strings

Me, duh. Now do what I say

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Do we differentiate between "wanker" and "screaming asshole, in a bad way?"

I have concerns if a good wanking is the same as a bad screaming asshole to you

 

[Apisto42]

Me, duh. Now do what I say

I thought that was just for the monkey?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Also... Speaking of screaming assholes... Did @Bry1313 get more than 5 votes for best judge? I want to know how many buttholes he PMd out.

 

[Apisto42]

I never did vote. Didn’t get any buttholes or boobs in my inbox. So no vote.

 

[InThe312]

Do we differentiate between "wanker" and "screaming asshole, in a bad way?"

Sure, but I don't know that being one excludes you from being the other.

 

[Mrtenant]

I never did vote. Didn’t get any buttholes or boobs in my inbox. So no vote.

Everyone?

This is where you need to send the butthole pics. Send them often.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have concerns if a good wanking is the same as a bad screaming asshole to you

No, thus the question for a ruling. Because the behavior in Purple's thread is beyond a good wanking, or even terrible wanking.