Odious CEO assassination pool
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UltraChad
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John_von_Neumann
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Can we get Rory in here? He's got a talent for deadpools, and there's blood in the water.
ChloeTzang
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Doug McMillon.
Hugh Grant.
Laurent Freixe
Tim Cook
Jim Fitterling
Bill Anderson
Sundar Pichai
Bill Gates
Oh, and I betcha they all have huge security teams. They'd be crazy not to, so better to work at two of three tiers down. Like Luigi did. Nobody knows who the heck they are until someone drops them. But make it look accidental for goodness sake. You know, sarin thru the aircon. Something subtle. No need for a home invasion. Just sit outside and spray toxic nerve gas into the aircon intake.
Or tap into the sewer system, drive a little remote controlled robot up the pipes and into the house thru the toilets, find your prey and spray. Or an HE-loaded drone onto the roof of the limo and whammo blammo tomatoe sauce.
Hmmmm, well, if I ever get laid off I can see a career opening here. Assassination Consultant to Lefties. The possibilities....payment in crypto only, thank you.
It'd be sort of ironic to take out the CEO and management team of bayer with nerve gas. LOL. Almost subtle. All this terror bombing stuff is so juvenile. Who cares if a few worker drones get turned into jam and organ donors. Nah, take out the decision makers and the execs and their delegates. But first setup a company that supplies executive protection.
Hugh Grant.
Laurent Freixe
Tim Cook
Jim Fitterling
Bill Anderson
Sundar Pichai
Bill Gates
Oh, and I betcha they all have huge security teams. They'd be crazy not to, so better to work at two of three tiers down. Like Luigi did. Nobody knows who the heck they are until someone drops them. But make it look accidental for goodness sake. You know, sarin thru the aircon. Something subtle. No need for a home invasion. Just sit outside and spray toxic nerve gas into the aircon intake.
Or tap into the sewer system, drive a little remote controlled robot up the pipes and into the house thru the toilets, find your prey and spray. Or an HE-loaded drone onto the roof of the limo and whammo blammo tomatoe sauce.
Hmmmm, well, if I ever get laid off I can see a career opening here. Assassination Consultant to Lefties. The possibilities....payment in crypto only, thank you.
It'd be sort of ironic to take out the CEO and management team of bayer with nerve gas. LOL. Almost subtle. All this terror bombing stuff is so juvenile. Who cares if a few worker drones get turned into jam and organ donors. Nah, take out the decision makers and the execs and their delegates. But first setup a company that supplies executive protection.
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RoryN
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That would undermine the entire point of targeting them.
Rightguide
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He's only a "sexy-celeb" among your kind. Normal people want to see him prosecuted and sentenced to life in NY.
ChloeTzang
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Well, if you don't mind getting caught....personally I don't rate my own chances of evading the FBI overly highly....but if someone wants to go full kamikaze, have at it with my blessings and best wishes....just stay outta Mickey Dee's.
ChloeTzang
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LOL. Nah. Just stick him on a stake, surround it with firewood, toss a can of gas on and flick the lighter.....
ChloeTzang
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Yes!!!!! Did they not mention that. It's also so us deplorable can get paid by Putin, but he seems to have mislaid my invoices. Dammit!!!!! What do I have to do!!!! Get more followers on BlueSky or something?
Rightguide
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I hear you, but this is NY.
Normal people want every CEO named in this thread to die.
RoryN
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Not the point.
The point is that the message gets across. And that doesn't happen by making it look like an accident.
Of course, he's no Stephen Colbert.
Rightguide
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So when do you plan on acting on your abnormal desires?
MajorRewrite
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Scrooge McDuck!
Shoot that money-hoarding fucker! Chinese roast duck is delicious.
Shoot that money-hoarding fucker! Chinese roast duck is delicious.
RoryN
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eric_erosfan
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Now you just disproved my theory that only young people see murder as activism.
If you mean people don't want humans to attain immortality then yes I agree.
It was the CEO's fault. He should have been carrying his own gun, been accompanied with an armed teacher and stayed behind a locked door.
But if the McD worker thinks he's getting $50K reward, bad news. First he has to be nominated by an involved agency, the Secretary of State has to agree, then decide how much of the money needs to stay with the company and how little needs to be handed out based on the value of the information. Plus, as he phoned the cops instead of Crimestoppers none of the cash from CS is eligible.
But if the McD worker thinks he's getting $50K reward, bad news. First he has to be nominated by an involved agency, the Secretary of State has to agree, then decide how much of the money needs to stay with the company and how little needs to be handed out based on the value of the information. Plus, as he phoned the cops instead of Crimestoppers none of the cash from CS is eligible.
In any case, a high-value target.
UltraChad
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He probably wants and has actual security......
Not a Diversity and Equity joke.
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