The War on Christmas should be fought with GUNS!

[Politruk]

Ho-ho-ho, motherfucker!

*Paaaahhhrrrr-rum-pum-pum-pum!*

*crash-burn*

Ha! Ya shoulda blacked out Rudolph's nose, dumbass!

 

[Politruk]

"To crush your enemies, drive them screaming before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women . . . That is the True Meaning of Christmas!"

-- Santa the Barbarian

 

[Politruk]

Bear in mind that we just elected the motherfucking Grinch.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Interesting. The Puritans thought Christmas celebrations were pagan and too Catholic.

Who Waged the Very First ‘War on Christmas’?

 

[ll74]

I killed christmas years ago.

I used a leg lamp and a red ryder bb gun

 

[TallMan69]

 

[Politruk]

Interesting. The Puritans thought Christmas celebrations were pagan and too Catholic.

Who Waged the Very First ‘War on Christmas’?

To be fair, before the 19th Century, Christmas was not a decorous family holiday. It was a get-drunk-and-cut-loose holiday. Rich people shuttered their windows at Christmas.

 

[AceDesSpades]

I'm getting my wife a Walther P22 and diamond earrings for Christmas.

The earrings will quickly be lost.

The pistol a treasure.

 

[AceDesSpades]

The only war is in you shallow mind.

The hate masquerade covering

the basal sin of envy.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The only war is in you shallow mind.

The hate masquerade covering

the basal sin of envy.

Those "atheists" preaching against the evils of anything which might remotely suggest religion. Whatever shall we do with them?


Christmas should report the OP for threatening it.

 

[AceDesSpades]

Those "atheists" preaching against the evils of anything which might remotely suggest religion. Whatever shall we do with them?


Christmas should report the OP for threatening it.

This Atheist says give them the J6.

They give unbelievers a bad name.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Isn't J6 Epiphany? As in, someone should have one? More than the arrival of The Three Kings, when it could signal the coming of The Four Horseman.


That Pale Rider - musta been European . . . .


Racialist motherfuckers!!!

 

[AceDesSpades]

The gift that keeps on giving gave out.

What a bummer!

 

[AceDesSpades]

... it's going to be such a long summer. How ever will we manage?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wat has been assured that "J6 was no joke."


Of course, they added the shit-in-the-office story for "good measure."


If there was a turd, which I doubt, someone had bought in their dog curbings.


Motherfuckers can't tell an insurrection from a Mostly Peaceful Protest . . . or an outsurrection, either.

 

[AceDesSpades]

It's gettin' hard to keep 'em sorted...

4Cs​

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's their/there/they're turn to behave poorly this time.


Poutrage.


Tears flowing is mandatory, blood spilling is optional.

 

[AceDesSpades]

temper tantrums should be in the privacy of home, never at the Target™, it's the antic of the spoiled child.

But! we're grown up now and we can get attention!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That cowboy smiley is doin' one awful lot of before dawn drinkin'.


Or is it still drinkin' from last night???

 

[AceDesSpades]

Wang Chung over

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Hair of the possum, then.


https://www.refugeforums.com/attachments/32be07ceee30b0a1-jpg.395145/

 

[AceDesSpades]

if it do not kill ya


maybe it will thrill


ya


my jungle love

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Shell Hell out of them and then give them the bayonet. That'll teach 'em about the spirit of Xmas.


Be sure to gift-wrap the bayonet so's they don't go gettin' the Wrong "Impression."

 

[AceDesSpades]

∞chortle∞

some nicks, dings and a sawtooth back will do the rest

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'd like to gut Manu(re)'s fucking auto-correct.


It's an auto-wronger.


Motherfucker.