Cock Talk

the *poofs* are always disappointing, but they make the photos you do catch that much more satisfying...its like youre seeing something you shouldnt be...ive found its even better when youre friendly with someone who sends you the pictures that they dont post publicly 🥵 🥵 🥵
You know, it was only THIS YEAR that I thought to ask to see expired photos 🤣🤭
 
the *poofs* are always disappointing, but they make the photos you do catch that much more satisfying...its like youre seeing something you shouldnt be...ive found its even better when youre friendly with someone who sends you the pictures that they dont post publicly 🥵 🥵 🥵
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the *poofs* are always disappointing, but they make the photos you do catch that much more satisfying...its like youre seeing something you shouldnt be...ive found its even better when youre friendly with someone who sends you the pictures that they dont post publicly 🥵 🥵 🥵
I joke about being disappointed about pictures going away, but I enjoy the immediacy of seeing one, knowing it will be gone. Maybe it is the voyeur in me, understanding this moment may not happen again. I have been honored by people choosing to repost for me (or DM a copy), but I never expect it, and would not honestly ask (I ask for plenty of things knowing the other person sees it as a joke as well and understands I am kidding.)
 
https://www.inchcalculator.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/plastic-protractor.jpg
Now it just occurred to me that I don’t need to buy a protractor I can just use this!

But it raises certain questions, like, I suppose one would hold it at the base of the penis, but do you go by the number near the top, middle or bottom of the shaft? Those will give significantly different readings.

I’m thinking the middle is probably correct, but I could be wrong. 🤷‍♂️

Any thoughts?

We need to establish a precise procedure for this otherwise we will all have different results. Much like how we measure our cock length differently to give us the number we want rather than the one that’s correct.

That’s how I achieved my 12.5” cock. 👍
Way behind, and I’ll never catch up, but this did remind me that when I was … youngish, I wondered if I had caused the curve from all the jerking off. Doesn’t seem to be the case from the, albeit limited, research I did on the matter. Makes me wonder what AI would say about it.
 
Take Her From Behind Barbie
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If nobody would ever find out . . .

Would you have sex with a Real Doll?
Would you hire a sex worker?
Would you ask for a happy ending during a massage?
Would you go to a Glory Hole?
Post a faceless solo masturbation video online?
Do a nude scene in a movie?
Try same-sex sex?
Stick your dick in a vacuum? (🤣)
Take part in an orgy?
What did I miss?
1 No
2. Yes, and already did a long time ago when in Germany (red light district)
3. Yes
4. I don't see that happening
5. If it was a challenge, I would accept it
6. Yes
7. Um, yes
8. Never thought of that. yes
9. Definitely
Anything else
 
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