Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

Amazon is your friend. This would be fun.

I know. I need to do this. The thread practically names itself: “What’s your angle?”

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://www.inchcalculator.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/plastic-protractor.jpg
Now it just occurred to me that I don’t need to buy a protractor I can just use this!

But it raises certain questions, like, I suppose one would hold it at the base of the penis, but do you go by the number near the top, middle or bottom of the shaft? Those will give significantly different readings.

I’m thinking the middle is probably correct, but I could be wrong.

Any thoughts?

We need to establish a precise procedure for this otherwise we will all have different results. Much like how we measure our cock length differently to give us the number we want rather than the one that’s correct.

That’s how I achieved my 12.5” cock.

 

[Neanderthal247]

https://www.inchcalculator.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/plastic-protractor.jpg
Now it just occurred to me that I don’t need to buy a protractor I can just use this!

But it raises certain questions, like, I suppose one would hold it at the base of the penis, but do you go by the number near the top, middle or bottom of the shaft? Those will give significantly different readings.

I’m thinking the middle is probably correct, but I could be wrong.

Any thoughts?

We need to establish a precise procedure for this otherwise we will all have different results. Much like how we measure our cock length differently to give us the number we want rather than the one that’s correct.

That’s how I achieved my 12.5” cock.

You're a nut

 

[SassySheDevil]

https://www.inchcalculator.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/plastic-protractor.jpg
Now it just occurred to me that I don’t need to buy a protractor I can just use this!

But it raises certain questions, like, I suppose one would hold it at the base of the penis, but do you go by the number near the top, middle or bottom of the shaft? Those will give significantly different readings.

I’m thinking the middle is probably correct, but I could be wrong.

Any thoughts?

We need to establish a precise procedure for this otherwise we will all have different results. Much like how we measure our cock length differently to give us the number we want rather than the one that’s correct.

That’s how I achieved my 12.5” cock.

I did wonder about that. How you'd measure the Curve.
But now I'm picturing you laying on the bed naked and hard trying to figure out out. Thank you!

 

[SmokingFap]

No doubt but what my point was I think I’d have more confidence if I had more down there. And besides there’s nothing I can do about it anyway.

I've seen your cock from making my Dicks of Lit slideshow. You should feel plenty confident. You've got a very nice one.

 

[Endless_Night]

We need to establish a precise procedure for this otherwise we will all have different results. Much like how we measure our cock length differently to give us the number we want rather than the one that’s correct.

Only tangentially related, but why is it that men measure up on appendage size and women measure down on bra size?

(Most women wear a smaller size bra than they should, according to my friendly lingerie purveyor.)

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

https://www.inchcalculator.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/plastic-protractor.jpg
Now it just occurred to me that I don’t need to buy a protractor I can just use this!

I used one of these to try and measure my upwards curve. Mine seems to suggest it ends up on a 25-28° curve when fully erect. But I don't know if I was using it right.

Someone needs to invent a proper "cock curve measurement device."

 

[SassySheDevil]

I've seen your cock from making my Dicks of Lit slideshow. You should feel plenty confident. You've got a very nice one.

Ooohhhh. Something like this exists?

 

[hotoldrguy]

using rule #34...
https://www.sciencedirect.com/scien...hod-based digital images,the tip of the penis.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

using rule #34...
https://www.sciencedirect.com/scien...hod-based digital images,the tip of the penis.

That's waaaaay too scientific for me.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm feeling brave. Where do I post a picture of my dick?

 

[hotwords229_A]

using rule #34...
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1477513123001298#:~:text=Classical method-based digital images,the tip of the penis.

My favorite quote:

“Finally, the shortcomings of this paper and the prospective points are discussed:1) how to obtain more photos in practical situations”

Have they heard of the internet? All they need is a hot Scientist asking for digital erection pics and they’ll have a digital image of every single cock on the planet Earth in 12 minutes.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm feeling brave. Where do I post a picture of my dick?

@SassySheDevil has multiple threads . . .

 

[SassySheDevil]

Or. You all could just put a protractor next to your dicks and post pics for us.. you know. For science.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Or. You all could just put a protractor next to your dicks and post pics for us.. you know. For science.

Haha. Like you'd be looking at the protractor.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Length, girth, angle.... anything else?

Sounds about right.

 

[SassySheDevil]

@SassySheDevil has multiple threads . . .

I really only have 1 that invites dick.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Would this be considered a curve?

Yes! Holy thickness!

Even if there's no protractor.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Who has a protractor?

https://ibb.co/7RgMC5B

 

[hotoldrguy]

Who has a protractor?

https://ibb.co/7RgMC5B

That is one heck of a curve!

 

[cactusjack0584]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/nuR6tVCES14m0mrCSE/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952xs9k2771eua7bjzh3tcvh70llfjk01amcchh88uo&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I've seen your cock from making my Dicks of Lit slideshow. You should feel plenty confident. You've got a very nice one.

I appreciate that a lot. I am confident enough I think. But I do think that if I was more endowed than I am, it is probable that I’d be even more confident. But then again got to work with what you got. And again thank you for your kind words.

 

[SassySheDevil]

You're welcome ladies. and some of the guys.
Hotwords......
Hotolderguy?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Who has a protractor?

https://ibb.co/7RgMC5B

Jesus that is a huge cock! Good for you.

 

[SmokingFap]

Or. You all could just put a protractor next to your dicks and post pics for us.. you know. For science.

The protractor is a great idea. Gotta be REALLY careful with a compass, though.

 

[SmokingFap]

Who has a protractor?

https://ibb.co/7RgMC5B

That makes me want to start version 4.0 of my Dicks of Lit slideshow.