Cock Talk

[TXRafe]

Tongue skills are much more important, in my opinion. Don't send me a dick pic, send me a video of you tying a cherry stem in a knot with only your tongue!

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[aussiegeekygal]

Tongue skills are much more important, in my opinion. Don't send me a dick pic, send me a video of you tying a cherry stem in a knot with only your tongue!

Or dexterous finger work playing an instrument of your choosing

 

[MindYaBitness]

Or dexterous finger work playing an instrument of your choosing

May I put in a good word for sax & cello players. If memory serves, they were quite skilled

 

[TXRafe]

Or dexterous finger work playing an instrument of your choosing

May i put in a good work sax & cello players. If memory serves, then were quite skilled

never played an instrument...but is it good if a woman has you in her phone as magic fingers?

 

[MindYaBitness]

never played an instrument...but is it good if a woman has you in her phone as magic fingers?

I would cross stitch that onto.a pillow if I were you

 

[TXRafe]

I would cross stitch that onto.a pillow if I were you

i feel like unless you hear it from her/them...its a matter of less talk, more action...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

never played an instrument...but is it good if a woman has you in her phone as magic fingers?

 

[Endless_Night]

Or dexterous finger work playing an instrument of your choosing

Whoa.

That just opened up whole new worlds.

 

[Endless_Night]

Or dexterous finger work playing an instrument of your choosing.

Actually, I have to whoa that twice.

 

[TXRafe]

Actually, I have to whoa that twice.

so would he/she...

 

[Endless_Night]

so would he/she...

Oh!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Weirdly I was talking about this with my dad last night (the sheer variance of vulva and vaginal anatomy) after my sister bought a book called "Flip Through My Flaps"

That is one pricey book.

Quick straw poll for men: Do you think sex would be more pleasurable for you if you had 7" or 5"? And which would your partner prefer? Or...no practical difference?

I think it would probably be better if I was two inches longer. And as many have attested to before, just a little thicker. It would likely be better for my partner and would therefore increase my pleasure.

Unrelated note, being a wind instrumentalist had allowed me to develop a great ability to meter my own air intake and exhalation, which came in handy to require fewer pauses for more air.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Actually, I have to whoa that twice.

 

[Hypnobitch01]

A rarely discussed topic is which side of the inseam does a guy dress, left or right.

They are now few and far between, but a good tailor measuring you to tailor your new suit use to ask, "Do you dress left or right," and leave a little bit more cloth in that pant leg.

I dress left. I don't think that most guys decide I think for most it just happens, but my hypothesis is it mostly depends upon are you right handed or left handed and which hand you use to pull your cock out of your pants to pee and then put it back.

It is easier for me to reach left with my right hand than to reach straight down to my right inseam. As I said, a topic not frequently discussed.

Wait, you have to leave extra room for it!? I don’t know where I thought it would go but I had never considered that

 

[Hypnobitch01]

Do you take care of your Morning Wood before getting out of bed?
Do you enjoy getting up and walking out to make breakfast with a nice stiffy?
Are you hard most mornings. When your alarm goes off, or more on weekends when you wake up naturally?
Ladies, do you play with or erections while we’re asleep?

I can answer the last one… yes

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Quick straw poll for men: Do you think sex would be more pleasurable for you if you had 7" or 5"?

I can attest to the former and it's real good.

And which would your partner prefer?

I've never had a complaint?

 

[Apisto42]

That is pricey!


ETA: Oh. Just realized that's AU.

So free?

But what is "non-erotic" The guy running around just slapping his dick on his castmates??

I’d watch that.

Totally agree. Size is most definitely NOT everything.

Lies! Lies! Lies! I’ve been told my whole life you must aspire to have a 10” dick minimum. Hit the gym slacker, grow that dick!

But do men actually feel that bigger is better? And if so, why?

No

Have any men here experienced problems through being too big? How big is too big?

I’m not the biggest I’ve ever seen, but yeah, there’s times it’s been a problem, especially if the partner was interested in anal.

Quick straw poll for men: Do you think sex would be more pleasurable for you if you had 7" or 5"? And which would your partner prefer? Or...no practical difference?

I think the size I am is right for me and most of the lovers I’ve been with.

 

[Endless_Night]

Okay. Weird post.

Sex work has come up a few times in the thread, so, article: The Stripper Index.

It's about how the health of the sex industry is an economic indicator. Interesting read.

/Weird Post

Sorry @hotwords229_A


Carry on.

 

[Apisto42]

Great article. I’d love to see the survey and methodology for collecting the data.

“No, I don’t want a lap dance, but if I give you $20, will you answer this 2 page financial questionnaire?”

“Hey baby, I don’t need a blowjob, but how much would charge to answer these 10 questions about your cash injection this week?”

“Bob, I’ve got the most of the data we needed but we’re out of funds and I think I broke my dick.”

 

[hotwords229_A]

All this talk about cock is a lot to swallow.

The Stripper Index is an interesting read, but then I started to wonder, do strippers take Apple Pay?
Can you use your iPhone to pay a stripper? Maybe on her Apple Watch?

Is this a new app entrepreneurial opportunity? Or does it already exist?

It’s been a while since I’ve been to a strip joint.

 

[Apisto42]

Apple Pay is probably preferred over loose change.

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[Endless_Night]

The Stripper Index is an interesting read, but then I started to wonder, do strippers take Apple Pay?
Can you use your iPhone to pay a stripper? Maybe on her Apple Watch?

Is this a new app entrepreneurial opportunity? Or does it already exist?

This sounds like what happens in every conversation we ever have.

I mean your brain diversifying into a thousand questions.

Not the how do strippers like to be paid.

It’s been a while since I’ve been to a strip joint.

Apple Pay is probably preferred over loose change.

 

[Mei5ter]

Unrelated note, being a wind instrumentalist had allowed me to develop a great ability to meter my own air intake and exhalation, which came in handy to require fewer pauses for more air.

Brass players too

Plus, they appreciate the need for lubrication when sliding between positions. Only one kind of 'bone comes with a spit valve, though.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not the how do strippers like to be paid.

I don’t think they care if they get paid. They do it for the art of the dance and because they really like me. So that was never in question.