Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Sexy_Singer]

I'm way ahead of you

Be careful. You're close to breaking policy.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Be careful. You're close to breaking policy.

You're right, no peeking at presents before christmas

 

[AlwaysDancing]

No time like the present to behold the presence of chaos.

I’m told.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

You're right, no peeking at presence before christmas

GI Joe was the best.

 

[SmokingFap]

oops, may have just flashed the neighbors while they were washing their dishes in my eagerness to capture today's theme!

You really should tell them to just wash their dishes at their own place.

 

[SmokingFap]

I'm way ahead of you

I'll make a smart-ass comment after I find my damn portable defibrillator.

 

[tyguy2104]

Come and get it View attachment 2436862

I would love to pull back the curtain on that baby

 

[PassionatePanther]

I’m going full chaos today. Not only am I going to recycle… but I’m going to throw out a flip or flop too. Happy December!!! ❤

That is a great tushie!

 

[lavendersilk]

I couldn't find a single red thing to wear...
️poof️

 

[tyguy2104]

I couldn't find a single red thing to wear...
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Your lipstick is the only thing you need baby

 

[crashD]

I'm way ahead of you

More please!!

 

[lavendersilk]

I wonder how those got there?

 

[cactusjack0584]

I couldn't find a single red thing to wear...
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I think what you’re wearing is perfect

 

[MindYaBitness]

I wonder how those got there?

 

[MindYaBitness]

More please!!

Sadly, I don't share the other half of that in the threads, please take these jigglers as a consolation prize

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm way ahead of you

You don't unwrap until Christmas Eve at the earliest! You and @Lmizzler I swear!

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[MindYaBitness]

You don't unwrap until Christmas Eve at the earliest! You and @Lmizzler I swear!

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If you want us to do a wet T-shirt contest, you could just say so!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you want us to do a wet T-shirt contest, you could just say so!

Would you two do a wet t-shirt contest?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Would you two do a wet t-shirt contest?

I don't know, you'll have to convince @Lmizzler. He's a pretty modest and shy fellow, I'm not sure he's comfortable with such coquetry

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't know, you'll have to convince @Lmizzler. He's a pretty modest and shy fellow, I'm not sure he's comfortable with such coquetry

You just said ask! You did t say anything about convincing!

 

[EctoJohn]

I couldn't find a single red thing to wear...
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No need, the red lips worked extremely well.

 

[LupineOne]

Come and get it

Oh, little Red, it would be my pleasure

 

[Wriggle]

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You didn't click on all the emojis did you?

 

[MindYaBitness]

You didn't click on all the emojis did you?

Indeed, I did, but there are two distinct shades of lipstick there!

 

[Wriggle]

Indeed, I did, but there are two distinct shades of lipstick there!

Not my emojis.....
The one who you replied to.