What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

My thoughts sound very much like white noise. They say if you put your ear up to my head you can hear the ocean.
i wish my thoughts sounded like that...my thoughts are my constant and rambling inner monologue in my own head voice (which sounds distinctly different from my real voice, but is even more me and far sexier)...why do you think i keep the gummy business going? make it stop! make it stop!....ok, im fine, proceed
 
i wish my thoughts sounded like that...my thoughts are my constant and rambling inner monologue in my own head voice (which sounds distinctly different from my real voice, but is even more me and far sexier)...why do you think i keep the gummy business going? make it stop! make it stop!....ok, im fine, proceed
Y'all have better inner thoughts than me...

From a meme... "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...
Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick and it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now..."

And my brain screams, "It must be finished!!" And starts smashing together Christmas & Emo songs.

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door...No! It's much better tk face these kinds of things..
Rocking around the Christmas tree... Have a happy holiday... Everyone dancing merrily...
I just can't look, it's killing me
And taking control....
Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree for me...
I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck...
What a laugh it would have been.. if Daddy had only seen... Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night."

🤦🏼‍♀️
 
Y'all have better inner thoughts than me...

From a meme... "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...
Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick and it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now..."

And my brain screams, "It must be finished!!" And starts smashing together Christmas & Emo songs.

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door...No! It's much better tk face these kinds of things..
Rocking around the Christmas tree... Have a happy holiday... Everyone dancing merrily...
I just can't look, it's killing me
And taking control....
Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree for me...
I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck...
What a laugh it would have been.. if Daddy had only seen... Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night."

🤦🏼‍♀️
well, you made the inner monologue stop so that the voice could sing every single one of those songs...so i guess thank you for that, smh...🤦‍♂️😂🤣
 
We'll sing a love song
As we go along....
Walkin' around in women's underwear....

It's... beginning to look a lot like Kwanzaa....

Hey Elsa do you wanna build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown?
He'll ask are you married, we'll say no man
You'll get the idea once she goes down..
 
I have no idea what to make for lunch and dinner for the next week. Honestly, cooking seems like a chore.
 
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