The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

Quite a day. My mom is very frail. But we got her to my sisters and back.

Hillarity a little too much drink and too much food ensued.

After my fam and I got my mom back to her places, I went to my friends for a real Italian second dinner. Manicotti and meat balls. They sorta made me stay for desert.

Way too much food.

I hope everyone had a good day celebrating the way they wanted or could. I like Thanksgiving but understand that it’s not everyone’s cuppa tea.

Goodnight all!
Sounds like a wonderful day!
 
Glad you had fun!!!! And filled your tummy with good food!!
Thanks K. Given how frail my mom is, the day couldn’t have gone much better. It all worked out nicely. The hardest part was getting her in/out of the car.

This may have been her last Thanksgiving at least like that. We will have to visit her I think in the future.
 
I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.

My leaf blower doesn’t work. It just sucks!

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink!

My housemate told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went to a bar for some drinks.

I googled “how to start a fire” and got dozens of matches.

People who can’t distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can’t put into words.

What’s the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

The thing about shopping centres is that once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen a mall.

“I’ve graded your test again,” the teacher remarked.

I make apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

How’s my long distance relationship going? So far, so good.

I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

If a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathise with it?
Classic. Just so you know, I copy/paste and print these out for my mom in large print. (Obviously not so it says literotica or anything! 😂 I literally copy and paste them to a word doc and print them)

She doesn’t get some of them, but others she thinks are hillarious!!

She loves wordplay and punnery.
 
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