Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[Shankara20]

I saw a hilarious exchange linked from Facebook this morning. A woman posted a simple restaurant review on a Yelp-like site, some neanderthal sent her a dick pic, she told him off and proceeded to bombard him with dick pics and brilliant snark on the side. I was giggling so much I gave myself hiccups.

For some strange reason I find myself becoming rather stimulated...

 

[Emerson40]

"What an odd coincidence," my wife observed. "The TENS Machine is the same color as Hitachi Magic Wands."


Yeah.

Coincidence.

 

[midwestyankee]

Search on the number 30,000 and Google goes a little crazy.

Burger calories and a baby

Pizza

Burger calories

Cake

30,000 years old

 

[cookiecat]

What prompted you to google 30,000 calories? And now, I'm a little hungry.

 

[midwestyankee]

What prompted you to google 30,000 calories? And now, I'm a little hungry.

Look at my post count.

 

[midwestyankee]

This post is a post-count palindrome. Some linguistic ones are:

Yreka Bakery

Madam, I'm Adam.

A Santa pets rats, as Pat taps a star step at NASA.

A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.

Dogma? I am God.

Emil saw a slime.

Go hang a slami, doc. Note: I dissent, a fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod, I'm a lasagna hog.

 

[MastersDelight]

This post is a post-count palindrome. Some linguistic ones are:

Yreka Bakery

Madam, I'm Adam.

A Santa pets rats, as Pat taps a star step at NASA.

A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.

Dogma? I am God.

Emil saw a slime.

Go hang a slami, doc. Note: I dissent, a fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod, I'm a lasagna hog.

Is it OCD to be bothered by the fact that the word palindrome is not a palindrome?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

These are awesome, MWY!! I'm especially impressed over the last.
I only know the tired old...
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
Yawn! Yours are good

 

[Endless_Night]

Go hang a slami, doc. Note: I dissent, a fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod, I'm a lasagna hog.

Don't be dissing on the fasts.

 

[cookiecat]

Look at my post count.

Top spot!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[LallyH]

Is it OCD to be bothered by the fact that the word palindrome is not a palindrome?

If it is, I'm with you

 

[midwestyankee]

please do not quote this picture

I promised this here a while ago in relations to a converstation, I hope MWY and Cumference are both here to see it very soon.

I don't think there's any danger of my quoting a picture that I can't see.

 

[Endless_Night]

Elle's posting invisible pics again?

For shame, Elle, for shame.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Invisible?
I see a boob
With nipplage!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Endless_Night]

Invisible?
I see a boob
With nipplage!

It wasn't there earlier. I swear!!!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

It wasn't there earlier. I swear!!!

Are you willing to swear on a boob?

 

[Cumference]

please do not quote this picture

I promised this here a while ago in relations to a converstation, I hope MWY and Cumference are both here to see it very soon.

It is seen and liked!

C

 

[MastersDelight]

Yay! I saw it! I saw it!

And I want that clamp, oh my. What are those called? * searches Amazon *

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Endless_Night]

I don't know what they are called, but they are magnetic if that helps the search. I'm just waiting for MWY now.

Glad you liked it Cumference. I bet you could make these beautifully. It's taken me a long time to post the promised picture because everytime we go to get a picture the nipple gets so shy.....

Those are actually really cool, Elle. Are they heavy to wear?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Endless_Night]

I do not notice them being heavy, no. In to e a focus of attention.

I do also have a problem that sometimes my nipples just say enough is enough and 'go down'. The magnetic clamp does not resolve this problem but bites as it springs of as they deflate

I have shy nipples. ( I also get raynauds in my nipples sometimes during which time we obviously do not clamp and no contact is mDe whatsoever. . )

Thanks. I have yet to try a pair. For some reason I have it stuck in my head they will just be too, uncomfortably heavy.