Wrong answer - game thread

[TheEarl]

Why do we never look like the pictures on our passports or driver licenses?

Because we've all stolen someone else's of course!

How many licks to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop?

1. If you're doing it right.

Why is a superstar better than a regular star?

The Earl

 

[Stella_Omega]

They're not. An unexpected twist in the fabric of space-time merely makes it appear that way.

Why do we never look like the pictures on our passports or driver licenses?

because- that is not our pictures, really, The license picture machine switches them around and snickers.

Why won't my thirteen year old kid believe me when I tell him his Tshirt transfer won't show up on a red t shirt?

 

[TheEarl]

because- that is not our pictures, really, The license picture machine switches them around and snickers.

Why won't my thirteen year old kid believe me when I tell him his Tshirt transfer won't show up on a red t shirt?

Because you're lying to him of course!

Why are my replies consisting about 50% of the total of this thread?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Why is a superstar better than a regular star?

Because space and time suck.

Why do men have nipples?

 

[Guest]

Why do men have nipples?

Edit: Why does The Earl have nipples?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Because you're lying to him of course!

Why are my replies consisting about 50% of the total of this thread?

The Earl

because everyone else is off *actually* writing...

Why do I have bells ringing in my head?

 

[McKenna]

Women have penis envy, men have breast envy. The nipple serves to remind them of this.

because everyone else is off *actually* writing...

Why do I have bells ringing in my head?

Some folks go blind from too much, some get bells ringing in their head.


Why is the moon full only once a month?

 

[Guest]

Women have penis envy, men have breast envy. The nipple serves to remind them of this.

That makes too much sense. TE said the answers must be wrong. Start again.

P.

 

[McKenna]

That makes too much sense. TE said the answers must be wrong. Start again.

P.

Sigh.

 

[Guest]

Why is the moon full only once a month?

Because space and time suck.

I repeat: Why does The Earl have nipples?

 

[kendo1]

Women have penis envy, men have breast envy. The nipple serves to remind them of this.




Some folks go blind from too much, some get bells ringing in their head.


Why is the moon full only once a month?

Pay day.

Why do I keep looking down McK's cleavage?

 

[Remec]

Why is the moon full only once a month?

Purple


Why are all the incredibly bright and sexually intriguing women on here no where near to where I am?

 

[McKenna]

Kendo: You're looking for a place to stash your keys.

P: So his cheeks don't get sore.

Remec: Because it only rains on Thursdays.


What is the purpose of thigh high boots?

 

[TheEarl]

I repeat: Why does The Earl have nipples?

Because otherwise I'd have nowhere to hang coathangers when it's cold and my hands are busy.

Why are all the incredibly bright and sexually intriguing women on here no where near to where I am?

Because you're on Easter Island.

Why don't I have a clitoris?

The Earl

 

[Stella_Omega]

Kendo: You're looking for a place to stash your keys.

P: So his cheeks don't get sore.

Remec: Because it only rains on Thursdays.


What is the purpose of thigh high boots?

They cause me to fall to my knees in public- when you're wearing them. And I'm not ashamed!

why are there no blue roses?

 

[Remec]

What is the purpose of thigh high boots?

Accentuating long, slender, ivory-coloured throats and shoulders dotted with red-brown freckles, of course.


Who wrote the book of Love?

 

[TheEarl]

What is the purpose of thigh high boots?

To make my legs look more slender.

Why don't I have a clitoris?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Because space and time suck.

I repeat: Why does The Earl have nipples?

Because he's a breast man.


Why won't my son sleep past 5:00 a.m. in the morning?

 

[Stella_Omega]

To make my legs look more slender.

Why don't I have a clitoris?

The Earl

You do, it's much bigger than mine, that's all- MUCH bigger.

Why can't I think of any more questions?

 

[Guest]

To make my legs look more slender.

Why don't I have a clitoris?

The Earl

Because men would never be able to find it to masturbate.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Accentuating long, slender, ivory-coloured throats and shoulders dotted with red-brown freckles, of course.


Who wrote the book of Love?

Jim Morrison, you knew that!

Will you ever change your ways?

 

[entitled]

You do, it's much bigger than mine, that's all- MUCH bigger.

Why can't I think of any more questions?

You're nto sharing.

Why can't i have one?

 

[Stella_Omega]

You're nto sharing.

Why can't i have one?

you didn't say "please"

Is hi-def really the way to go?

 

[entitled]

you didn't say "please"

Is hi-def really the way to go?

Candy stripes.

Just what IS that thing in the fridge?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Candy stripes.

Just what IS that thing in the fridge?

You just HAD to ask that one, didn't you!

Where are the monkeys now?