Write our own haiku, line by line

[Uggg]

A brain enema
Can sometimes be a good thing.
Flushes out brain poo

 

[BlackCashmere]

Time flies by so fast...

 

[Cymru6969]

Time flies by so fast...
Listen to our friend, Einstein

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Time flies by so fast...
Listen to our friend, Einstein
But view life like Dali

 

[adrina]

Time to say goodnight...

 

[Uggg]

Time to say goodnight...
Night, don't let the bed bugs bite.

 

[Mrtenant]

Time to say goodnight...
Night, don't let the bed bugs bite.
Never been called that^

 

[Cymru6969]

The call of the wild

 

[Hornblende]

The call of the wild
Quite upsets all of the mild

 

[BlackCashmere]

The call of the wild
Quite upsets all of the mild
Which one is preferred?

 

[Gamine67]

Three sheets to the wind

 

[Mrtenant]

Three sheets to the wind
Forty-four sheets for my bed

 

[Gamine67]

Three sheets to the wind
Forty-four sheets for my bed
Set this scow adrift

 

[Gamine67]

Livestock and Lasso

 

[Cymru6969]

Livestock and Lasso
Ti yi yippee yippee yea

 

[adrina]

Livestock and Lasso
Ti yi yippee yippee yea
Cowboys and cowgirls.

 

[Gamine67]

Masters of Florence

 

[adrina]

Masters of Florence
Nightengale or Henderson?

 

[Gamine67]

Masters of Florence
Nightengale or Henderson?
House of Medici

 

[londonfemme]

Having a cold sucks

 

[Gamine67]

Having a cold sucks
A misspelt tatoo sucks wind

 

[Cymru6969]

Having a cold sucks
A misspelt tatoo sucks wind
🏍 Harly David’s Son 🏍

 

[Gamine67]

Having a cold sucks
A misspelt tatoo sucks wind
🏍 Harly David’s Son 🏍

+1


Last train to Clarksville

 

[adrina]

Last train to Clarksville
I've never been there, have you?

 

[Cymru6969]

Last train to Clarksville
I've never been there, have you?
As in East Bum Fuck