Where did all the Lisas go?

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And the Cindys, and the Christys, and the Denises...

Why did all the sexy girl names change?

 

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When I was in school every classroom had at least one Lisa, often two or three.

By default if nothing else every young male would have a crush on at least one Lisa just out of shere numbers if nothing else (or a Lesa or a Lissa, or a Lessa, etc).

I had my Lisa (actually Lesa) crush in 10th and 11th grade. She was on the cross country team as well as me. She was as beautiful as a sleek gazelle with those gorgeous legs and svelte figure and cute butt in those sexy running shorts. I was too shy to say more than a couple words to her in two years but she made the endless miles pass less miserably.

I saw a picture of her on the class alumni site a year or two ago. She was fat and bloated and almost unrecognizable but posing with her daughter. Not knocking her but it sort of epitomizes the cycle of life and generations. Lisas were as finite as Generation X. In another 25 or 30 years we will be gone entirely like we were never here.

 

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Not to forget the Michelles. So many Michelles. Well well well my Michelle, where did you all go?