What Made You Say Fuck Today.

[TongueLust]

Answering the phone.

 

[curvyangel1969]

These ridiculous barking dogs. Enough already!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

My boobs.... and not in a fun way.

 

[Lagsen]

Ridiculously dry sinuses.

 

[RjThoughts]

A fucking mother trying to take my surge protector at Starbucks, telling me that I don't need it, and her daughters and their friends need to charge up. Bitch! It's MY surge protector, not Starbucks'!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Needing something and being unable to ask for it.

 

[sexysecrets]

Traffic. Always fucking traffic.

 

[jmarx20102012]

My ability to down a shot of tequila and chug a beer during the only verse in this song. I did it twice just to make sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C_5VkZHnQg

 

[alwaysaway]

Not having eggs and bacon for breakfast.

 

[Zillda]

Being ignored.

 

[tnman03]

My riding mower getting booged down and stuck in wet leaves. Big time PITA to it unstuck and going again.

 

[Dribble]

I never say the word fuck.

 

[curvyangel1969]

stuffy nose and onset of a headache.

 

[Xerxes82]

A crappy shift at work.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

feast or famine

 

[TongueLust]

A list of errands.

 

[sexysecrets]

A day full of cleaning and waking up with a knee that isn’t functioning.

 

[Misshotndeep]

My sudden attack of baby fever and loneliness. Fuck!

 

[Xerxes82]

An unfortunate turn of events

 

[jasonmason]

So I'm shopping at a grocery store that I used to shop at regularly until they opened one a little closer to my house. So I'm walking out the door pushing my short cart and don't realize the ramp has been moved about 10 feet down from where the door is until I am right at the edge. I try to power through and the cart just nose dives off the curb taking me with it ass over tea kettle. I land on top of the cart and people are asking me if I'm ok. Fuck that hurt.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

When tylenol isn't even coming close to touching the pain.

 

[Zillda]

The same old thing

 

[Jada59]

The gift of a very large glass patio table with umbrella, stand and many chairs. I told the giver thanks yikes. I'm trying to get rid of stuff. Not acquire it. Generous yes but one should ask before doing something like that.

 

[angelofthenorth]

my alarm going off

 

[Willingtoshare]

Monday...