Twenty things that irritate me about writing erotica

[Rob_Royale]

#11 Whenever I start thinking any woman in Skyrim is attractive, I know something is wrong and it's probably loneliness whispering in my ear. Currently it's ruining my enjoyment of Pintrest. I bet you collected every volume of the Lusty Argonian Maid, ya milk drinker.

There is a mod that fixes female faces. I hadn't collected them. Shit, now I HAVE to don't I? Damn.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

When you've trained your autocorrect to know that fuck, cock and cunt are the most common 4-letter words, and then you write an email to your boss in a hurry...

 

[Rob_Royale]

When you've trained your autocorrect to know that fuck, cock and cunt are the most common 4-letter words, and then you write an email to your boss in a hurry...

You win.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

who needs The Lusty Argonian Maid when you have an internet full of fan-art...

Oddly enough, I've never seen skyrim fan art

 

[JaxRhapsody]

There is a mod that fixes female faces. I hadn't collected them. Shit, now I HAVE to don't I? Damn.

That's just the faces, though. I admit some have cute faces, the Black-Briar girl who works in the potion shop is cute. Overall, every one of them use the same character design. Even Fable had a few different designs in use... hell... so did GTA3.

I don't run across those books much in my playthru, so I don't know how common they are. There's three, I think. I've seen the second volume maybe five or six times, the first one less than that, the third... dunno if I ever found it.

 

[Vintage_DM]

21. English has the most extensive vocabulary of any world language, but there still isn't a great enough variety to describe anatomy and activity without sounding cheesy.

That depends. In Italian, the word 'love' has five or six different synonyms. Each with a different tonal meaning.