Hypoxia
doesn't watch television
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I am very disappointed with many so-called 'ideas' posted here. Think up something improbable or ugly and see what story can be spun from it. Feh. I like to think of endings first, then construct a story to explain it: How Did They Get There?
* The naked pastor's wife, or maybe the naked pastor, is about to be ejected from the pop-open cake at the stag party. How did they get there?
* The videos were released showing her triple-penetrated by three rival presidential candidates, not all male. How did they all get there?
* He proudly struts nude down Fifth Avenue to roaring approval at the head of the largest parade in the city's history. How did he get there?
* Person wakes up in bed with a headache and a blank memory, naked; they roll over and finds somebody inappropriate or unlikely, also naked: relative, priest, celebrity, orangutan. What happened the night before?
* News item: Rescuers are called to break-apart a nineteen-woman daisy-chain at a Goddess retreat. How did they get entangled?
* He ran and ran and nearly dropped with exhaustion. The huge crowd of sex-crazed women obsessed with his precious bodily fluids had almost caught up with him. How did he get there?
* Yes, they were fraternal triplets, each with a different father, of a different race, different from her own also. That was a wild night, yes? And why is she not concerned?
* She leafed in disbelief through the stack of genetics reports, DNA analyses, relationship traces. It couldn't be! All the kids in town, all the boys and girls she'd grown up with -- ALL were cloned from her! What is the horrible secret of Samesville?
Almost any such can be done with the final scene in the opening, then the story told as a flashback, then return to that final scene again. Except for surprise endings, sure.
* The naked pastor's wife, or maybe the naked pastor, is about to be ejected from the pop-open cake at the stag party. How did they get there?
* The videos were released showing her triple-penetrated by three rival presidential candidates, not all male. How did they all get there?
* He proudly struts nude down Fifth Avenue to roaring approval at the head of the largest parade in the city's history. How did he get there?
* Person wakes up in bed with a headache and a blank memory, naked; they roll over and finds somebody inappropriate or unlikely, also naked: relative, priest, celebrity, orangutan. What happened the night before?
* News item: Rescuers are called to break-apart a nineteen-woman daisy-chain at a Goddess retreat. How did they get entangled?
* He ran and ran and nearly dropped with exhaustion. The huge crowd of sex-crazed women obsessed with his precious bodily fluids had almost caught up with him. How did he get there?
* Yes, they were fraternal triplets, each with a different father, of a different race, different from her own also. That was a wild night, yes? And why is she not concerned?
* She leafed in disbelief through the stack of genetics reports, DNA analyses, relationship traces. It couldn't be! All the kids in town, all the boys and girls she'd grown up with -- ALL were cloned from her! What is the horrible secret of Samesville?
Almost any such can be done with the final scene in the opening, then the story told as a flashback, then return to that final scene again. Except for surprise endings, sure.