This is real

Okay, if youre confused...this really happened.

I fell asleep on the sofa watching David Letterman. The gal i was living with at the time thought it would be fun to suck me off to wake me (she loved that sort of thing). Apparently, as i was dreaming i had sex with her and was sleeping. She wasnt sure if i was awake or not. I was dreaming that i was fucking a pirate prisoner. It was a stalling tactic till i could free her in the morning. I kind of partially woke up in the middle and willed myself back to sleep.

After the sex with my girlfriend, i laid back down like a rock on the sofa. So she threw a blanket on me and went to bed.

And yes, i had long hair. It was the 90s and i was a starving musician at the time. Lol.

But this was my best wet dream ever.
 
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