Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[coochiebarber]

Wish you had a bit bigger dick.

 

[GoldenMaia]

The check is in the mail!

 

[Handley_Page]

Hush; was that the Mail-man or my husband ?

 

[Sir_Sydney]

tell me when you put it in........

 

[coochiebarber]

Time to do my husband's laundry.

 

[Sir_Sydney]

here, put these on - they're hubby's but he won't notice them missing

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"So, it burns when I piss. Any idea why?"

 

[GoldenMaia]

Wish you had a bit bigger dick.

Or?

"I wish I had a bigger dick."

 

[coochiebarber]

Or?

"I wish I had a bigger dick."

'I'm a size queen."

 

[loquere]

"You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

You have the right to an attorney.

If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you."

 

[GoldenMaia]

"You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

You have the right to an attorney.

If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you."

(Who am I kidding, that would be HOT! /dirtygirl)

 

[loquere]

"it broke."

 

[loquere]

(Who am I kidding, that would be HOT! /dirtygirl)

"Nah, she didn't say it, the SWAT team yelled it after they grabbed her, they don't want you but your dick is stuck in her vagina, she's a serial killer that's been using razors in her mechanized vagina to kill her victims."

 

[coochiebarber]

"We need a new set of silverware."

 

[stickygirl]

Have you finished yet?

 

[BiTodd]

One big yawn.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"Care to stay for dinner? I'm having liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

 

[Lia Monde]

33 seconds! A new record.

 

[coochiebarber]

"Mind if I take a break to pee?"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"My husband works in Atlantic City. He keeps talking about 'this thing of ours'. He has a lot of money, too, and some interesting friends. Any idea of what that's all about?"

 

[Tasha7]

"By the way my mother is going to stay with us"

 

[JKendallDane]

"There. That last knot wasn't too tight was it? Good. Now just lay still until my brother the biker gets back from the supermarket with a fresh can of Crisco."

 

[Tasha7]

That's it? Aww...it's so cute. Like a little baby's

 

[coochiebarber]

Hurry up, you need to fix the sink in the kitchen before you go.

 

[coffeelover5]

Is the any Rid in your bathroom cabinet?