Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[oggbashan]

I'm Amicus, back from the dead.

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm going to read you Loquere's latest story idea post

 

[loquere]

How old are you?

 

[loquere]

I'm going to read you Loquere's latest story idea post

Let the record show, this old pedo FUCK! is always with the personal

 

[loquere]

Yeh where going to need to end this, I don't love you.

 

[lovecraft68]

A brief exchange

"Hmmm, I love a shaved pussy!"

"I haven't grown any hair there yet to shave."

 

[loquere]

I'm allergic to cawk sorry.

 

[loquere]

You can take your pinky out now.

 

[loquere]

Let's get married

 

[loquere]

You remind me of my grandma

 

[loquere]

Why do you watch cartoons, when you fuck me?

 

[loquere]

I'm having a heart attack.

 

[loquere]

What's your name again?

 

[loquere]

"There's a fine line between big and mutant. Take your fire hydrant and get the fuck out."

 

[loquere]

If you cum before me, I'll stab you in the eye.

 

[loquere]

You look like a man. were you born a man?

 

[loquere]

Pass the turkey

 

[RNJAG]

YES!! Finally I am PREGNANT! Now get off me so I can phone my mom!

 

[dab10]

said with a bad auzie accent
that's not a cock. now this this is a cock

 

[Jenny17]

said with a bad auzie accent
that's not a cock. now this this is a cock

Ditto!

 

[dab10]

Your in for a treat, all my johns really liked this.

 

[oggbashan]

See The Conquering Hero Comes, Handel with full choir and orchestra.

Or For unto us a child is born

 

[dab10]

[singing] Ah! Sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!

 

[oggbashan]

The Trumpet Shall Sound and the Dead Shall Be Raised...

 

[RjThoughts]

[singing] Ah! Sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!

Ah! A Young Frankenstein reference!