The Lit album

[ydahecnot]

If you will indulge me, here is a link to Literotica Pie, from my song parody thread. Alas, no YouTube link. Yet.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1455518

 

[Modern_drunkard]

B$G P$MP$N - Natural Child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmcLlhy6GEo

You know who I am, you don't have to ask
I don't love you, baby
I just love that ass

 

[Trekka]

Feelin Love by Paula Cole

You make me feel like a candy apple
All red and horny
You make me feel like I wanna be a dumb blonde
In a centerfold, the girl next door

And I would open the door and I'd be all wet
With my tits soakin' through this tiny little T-shirt
That I'm wearing
And you would open the door and tie me up to the bed...

 

[ydahecnot]

An existing dynamic for some of all genders. Couldn’t get a YouTube link.

Love Me Tonight, Head East. Some of the lyrics.

Well I've been gone a long time
I really haven't been any place at all
A few more days, the same old way
Well it really doesn't matter at all, no
But you could make the difference
In the way I feel today
We'll have some fun, but I gotta run
If I'm gonna live, I gotta play

Well I don't know where you've been
And I don't know who you've had in
But I know you've got exactly what I need
Well it don't mean too much to me
What you do or who you see
But I'll be leavin' here at 3:00, so love me tonight

(Love me tonight), don't talk about tomorrow
(Love me tonight), don't feed me any sorrow
One night's all we got and then I'm gone, yeah
(Love me tonight), don't ever try to stop it
(Love me tonight), I'll be gone before you know it
Maybe I'll be back before too long

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Ain't Nothing Better - John Eddie

https://youtu.be/31rVEZwFC9Q

Well now there ain't nothing better then sex with you
Oh but wouldn't it be something if you love me too?
Well you slapped my heart around, there's nothing I can do
The finger that I'm wrapped around belongs to only you

Wouldn't it be something if you loved me too?
There ain't nothing better than sex with you

Well now there ain't nothing sweeter than the taste of you
There'll never be another lover take the place of you
The way you take advantage of me, I love it when you do
You tell me that you love me, I know it isn't true

I know its not nuttin just lust to you
There ain't nothing better than sex with you

You scream and I shake
Make me dream while I'm awake
Wonder what it takes to make you fall for me
You're so selfish, take a tip from Elvis
Don't be cruel I want it all for me

Well there ain't nothing lonelier than watching you leave
Well you only get me going just to get what you need
Well now you got a lot of problems you could use some therapy
When you need someone to solve them you come crawling back to me

One day its gonna hit ya when you're down on your knees
There ain't nothing better than sex with me
Someday you're gonna love me and when you do
There ain't nothing better than sex with you

Well there ain't nothing better
Ain't nothing better
Ain't nothing better
Ain't nothing better than sex with you

Well there ain't nothing better
Ain't nothing better
Ain't nothing better
Ain't nothing better than sex with you

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

In Private - John Eddie
https://youtu.be/C8WqX8nj0yo


Well I don't mean to pressure you, baby
You'll tell me if I move too fast
But the one thing that my daddy taught me
Well if there's something that you want you ask
And girl I want to know all your secrets
I wanna see that pretty dress on the floor
Well now the last time you made for time for me
Left me hungry, I know what for

My, my, my
Well I'm amazed
My, my, my
And I can feel the damage that you've done

When I get you in private
You always kiss me like I like it
The things you do to me in private
Thrill me to my soul
Well in private, in private
Well in private, out of control

Well did your mama tell you boys were bad news?
Well did she teach you how to say "no" nice?
Ah grow up honey it ain't that hard to choose
Between what's good and what's just good advice

My, my, my
When you make those killing eyes at me
Oh my, my, my
Like all the other guys I wanna be

Wrapped around you in private
You always kiss me like I like it
The things you do to me in private
Thrill me to my soul
Well don't fight it, you like it
Well in private, out of control

Well in private, in private
In private, out of control

 

[Nevyn_Black]

Annie DiFranco-Untouchable Face

 

[Nevyn_Black]

Chip Taylor & The New Ukrainians-Fuck All The Perfect People

 

[Nevyn_Black]

Ben Harper-Waiting on an Angel

Waiting on an angel
One to carry me home
Hope you come to see me soon
'Cause I don't wanna go alone
I don't wanna go alone...

 

[Nevyn_Black]

Last one from me. Maybe not that imaginative, but it sure as hell fits.
Go West- The King of Wishful Thinking

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Platinum Girls - Diarrhea Planet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLsZzeLlXTQ

You're always running 'round in my mind
But I'm just waiting for the right time
Though I could never be a nice guy
I'd probably be a twenty-times-a-night guy
Just let me take you to the dark side
We'll have a savage little joy ride
And we'll be howling at the moonlight
I'll clear the dust out of your mind

 

[Blues]

And from my 1st hometown of Union City NJ

Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show - Freakin at the freaker's ball

Well there's gonna be a freaker's ball (ha ha)
Tonight at the Freaker's Hall
And you know you're invited one and all
Uh oh

Come on baby, grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
And don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freaker's ball (yes)

Blow your whistle, and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good, it must be wrong
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

Well all the fags and the dykes they're boogie-in' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you

The FBI is dancin' with the junkies
All the straights, swingin' with the funkies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
And take me to the freaker's ball

Pass that roach please, and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie 'til I'm cold blind
Freakin' at the freaker's ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you

Everybody ballin' in batches
Pyromaniacs strikin' matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

We're at a ball
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball.

Songwriters: Shel Silverstein

 

[sally_sparrow]

Orgasm Addict - The Buzzcocks
https://youtu.be/851IknxnR4Q

Well you tried it just for once
Found it alright for kicks
But now you found out
That it's a habit that sticks
And you're an orgasm addict
You're an orgasm addict

 

[ydahecnot]

Fantasy, Aldo Nova

http://forums.musicplayer.com/ubbthreads.php/topics/2355396/Aldo_Nova_Fantasy

City nights, summer breeze make you feel all right
Neon lights, shinin' brightly make your brain ignite
See the girls with the dresses so tight
(Give you love) Give you love, if the price is right
Black or white, in the streets there's no wrong and no right, no, uh
Outta sight, buy your kicks from the man in the white
Feels all right, powder pleasure in your nose tonight
See the men paint their faces and cry
(Like some girls) Like some girl, it makes you wonder why
City life, sure its cool, but it cuts like a knife, it's your life
So forget all that you see
It's not reality, it's just a fantasy
Can't you see what this crazy life is doin' to me?
Life is just a fantasy, can you live this fantasy life?
Life is just a fantasy, can you live this fantasy life?

 

[ydahecnot]

Welp, rediscovered this as a related thread, and I couldn’t resist. And, duh, this one now belongs:

Oh, read the first post to see the thread concept

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I Love You All the Time - Eagles of Death Metal

I love you all the time
I'm never alone, I look at my phone
If I call you up, you're never at home
I love you all the time
I'm fueled up and high, I'm out with the guys
A smile on my face, no reason to cry
I love you all the time

 

[ydahecnot]

You’ve outdone yourself…literally.

When the drama gets out of control…

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Fucker - Brian Jonestown Massacre

I've been waiting in my room so long
I think about the ways you've done me wrong
Again
Fucking bitch you tried to drag me down
Talk about me all around the town
Non end
No end

 

[Sundayschild]

Billy Ocean - Red Light Spells Danger

 

[AmberLGreen]

Paloma Faith - 30 minute love affair

 

[Orchidea73]

 

[ydahecnot]

How this didn’t make it before, I will never know

 

[ydahecnot]

 

[PaganBull]

One definite side of Lit

Doc Cox - I'm A Wanker

My mother said
that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And im always pulling my pudd
I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found the I prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
and you cant catch VD
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd
Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind
I've wanked over Italy
I've wanked over Spain
I've wanked in an omibus
I've even had a wank in a train
I've used a badger
and a melon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crocket hat
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd
Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

 

[ydahecnot]

Wow, someone else besides me posted in this boneyard of a thread. Thanks, Pagan; I like the cut of your musical jib. Anyway, one about the pulling apart when there’s still a pull. Criminally unappreciated song by a criminally underappreciated group