the captians wench
sewing wench
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Would you come cook for me? My kitchen needs it. And we could make it a cookout, 'cause my grass needs mowing, too. Thanks.
I don't do grass.
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Would you come cook for me? My kitchen needs it. And we could make it a cookout, 'cause my grass needs mowing, too. Thanks.
I really should stop procrastinating about stopping procrastinating.
Me again, touching base after like three weeks. Since then, I'm not dead. Don't have HIV or cancer or any of those horrible things I was suspected of having. Course, they don't know I had glandular fever, but since it appears to have passed, we may never know. Also, still going strong. Have a couple of niggles, I'll get to that in a mo, but goddamn it's nice to have a girlfriend.
Niggle #1 - I'm still not employed. She is. It eats most of her time, but pays well. Of course it does, it's a bank. She wants to do more date-type things, which is fair, but I'm not sure how to delicately point out that when it costs me £8 a time just to get into London I really can't afford to do the gentlemanly thing and pay for everything.
Niggle #2 - slightly more personal this one. Uncharacteristically, I've become a rather tactile person recently, but she's not. She's also not really very affectionate either; to put it stupidly, if I want some sugar I've gotta get it myself. I've noticed it gets less pronounced the more private the setting, so it's quite possible it's just an extension of her distaste for public play, but it's still something that bothers me, I don't want the onus to be on me to instigate everything.
'Course, these are both quite delicate matters and I'm not the most talented of orators at the best of times, which is really why I'm asking here to start with. How can I approach these subjects without kicking off a fight? Any tips would be appreciated, seriously.
Don't have much to say as far as your two dilemmas go, but I am really glad to hear that you've recovered from an illness and are doing well You are an awesome dude, and I'd be happy to see you around more often.
I don't do grass.
I don't do grass.
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Okay. Cleaning out gutters, then. You've got the avatar pose for it.
You're obviously not Canadian.
nope, I've also never lived in a house where I was responcible for the yard. I've been in an apartment for most of my life, and when we did live in a house the land lord took care of the yard.
You know you're kinky, when you're on a tour in Bacelona, and the guide mentions watersport, and you automatically think about the kinky version!
So, there's an indie production coming to film in our area and L has contacted them about working as a stunt coordinator. It looks like they have a decent budget and the lead is actually a well known Hollywood starlet.
Last night he says to me, "Why don't you check out the actress's specs and then if I get the job maybe you can double her?"
What the heck, might be fun. I look up her measurements and such...
Height: 5'8", perfect, just an inch taller than me.
Weight: 108 lbs...
Aaaaaaaand that's why I used to spend 40+ hours per week in the gym while living off of protein shakes, caffeine pills and ephedra.
No thanks.
(Yeesh, where could I possibly lose 22lbs from????)
LOL. I was referring to a different kind of grass.
(Yeesh, where could I possibly lose 22lbs from????)
could be stress, but I still missed the joke.
So, there's an indie production coming to film in our area and L has contacted them about working as a stunt coordinator. It looks like they have a decent budget and the lead is actually a well known Hollywood starlet.
Last night he says to me, "Why don't you check out the actress's specs and then if I get the job maybe you can double her?"
What the heck, might be fun. I look up her measurements and such...
Height: 5'8", perfect, just an inch taller than me.
Weight: 108 lbs...
Aaaaaaaand that's why I used to spend 40+ hours per week in the gym while living off of protein shakes, caffeine pills and ephedra.
No thanks.
(Yeesh, where could I possibly lose 22lbs from????)
psst, she's talking about marijuana
Muscle, where else?
Seriously though, she could be skinny-fat. You know what I'm talking about. Fat weighs more than muscle per volume. She may be shapely but weak. How close are the measurements?
You are healthy. She doesn't sound healthy to me. There are expceptions, but I'm pretty sure I've never met someone that tall at that weight who was healthy.
OOOOhhhh!
Nope, never done that.
Just three days into the school year and I already have a puking child.
Oh, joy.
Something is obviously sweeping through. I was down with bad belly last week and I know of two folks, in different geographical locations who have been hit this week. Weird.
Hope things get better, Gracie.