The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[logophile]

Keep talking like that and I'm hopping in my car and coming up there to spank that cute ass of yours.

Could you wait until next weekend? I'm moving then and could use the help...
And the spanking!

 

[~photoguy~]

Well, since you asked so nicely...

no.

LMFAO

 

[~photoguy~]

Could you wait until next weekend? I'm moving then and could use the help...
And the spanking!

mmmm .. the spanking sounds like much fun ....

(just how much stuff do you have to move ?)

 

[logophile]

mmmm .. the spanking sounds like much fun ....

(just how much stuff do you have to move ?)

Not that much, actually.
The real bitch is going to be getting my couch out of my apartment. It came in over the balcony. I assume it's going back out the same way...

I'm decidedly short on men for the move. It took 7 guys about 40 minutes to get it in here. While I have plenty of help lined up for the move, only two of my helpers are men.

Other than the couch, the rest of the last move took about 90 minutes. I'm anticipating the same thing this time!

 

[~photoguy~]

Not that much, actually.
The real bitch is going to be getting my couch out of my apartment. It came in over the balcony. I assume it's going back out the same way...

I'm decidedly short on men for the move. It took 7 guys about 40 minutes to get it in here. While I have plenty of help lined up for the move, only two of my helpers are men.

Other than the couch, the rest of the last move took about 90 minutes. I'm anticipating the same thing this time!

what floor are you on ? one advantage of moving "out" is that you have gravity working in your favour ... just how well do you like your couch ? whats below the balcony ?

 

[logophile]

what floor are you on ? one advantage of moving "out" is that you have gravity working in your favour ... just how well do you like your couch ? whats below the balcony ?

All very good questions, Bruce...

I'm on the second floor. Moving into a second floor (but the new place is much easier to get in and out of).

Love the couch. And don't have the money to replace it!

Cement below the balcony.

Any other questions?

 

[~photoguy~]

well, accidents do happen duing moves .... but you prolly dont wanna make an insurance claim, I'm guessin

how come ur movin ? better, cheeper, newer, closer to the beach ?

 

[Celtic Princess]

Princess? Do we have the same ex-mother-in-law?

lol

I hope not. I wouldn't wish her on someone as nice as you.

 

[logophile]

well, accidents do happen duing moves .... but you prolly dont wanna make an insurance claim, I'm guessin

how come ur movin ? better, cheeper, newer, closer to the beach ?

Bigger. Not much more expensive. Closer to my sister.

More room for ... entertaining

 

[logophile]

lol

I hope not. I wouldn't wish her on someone as nice as you.

Bwahahah!
I have you all fooled! Bruce thinks I'm sexy and you think I'm nice.
It's all going according to my devious plan...

 

[~photoguy~]

Bigger. Not much more expensive. Closer to my sister.

More room for ... entertaining

mmmm ... more room for wild chases from room to room, giggling like children but acting like adults when the chase ends

 

[logophile]

mmmm ... more room for wild chases from room to room, giggling like children but acting like adults when the chase ends

Right. Perfect. So, I'll sign you for moving day, then?


By the way... about my new apartment. It's the weirdest thing but I think my new bedroom is so sexy.

The place I'm moving into is technically a two bedroom, but it has this gorgeous sun room off the living room. It's all windows to the outside on three walls and then huge windowed frech doors to the rest of the house. I can't wait to have sex in that room! All the time!

Man, I need to get laid...

 

[~photoguy~]

Right. Perfect. So, I'll sign you for moving day, then?


By the way... about my new apartment. It's the weirdest thing but I think my new bedroom is so sexy.

The place I'm moving into is technically a two bedroom, but it has this gorgeous sun room off the living room. It's all windows to the outside on three walls and then huge windowed frech doors to the rest of the house. I can't wait to have sex in that room! All the time!

Man, I need to get laid...

omg .. that sounds very nice !!

I'll be there with my dolly


(that's a two wheeled cart thingee for moving stuff around)

(get yer mind outa the gutter ... geez .. some peeple)

 

[logophile]

omg .. that sounds very nice !!

I'll be there with my dolly


(that's a two wheeled cart thingee for moving stuff around)

(get yer mind outa the gutter ... geez .. some peeple)

Honey, you can bring your dolly or anything else if you'll just show up!

You wanna do me a favor and pick up my other favorite Canadian on your way? The more, the merrier, right?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Checkin' in on this thread via the parole officer's orders. Does someone around here validate parking?

 

[tolyk]

I don't believe Bruce lives anywhere near me. Though I'd gladly help you move if I were able to make it down there.

 

[~photoguy~]

Honey, you can bring your dolly or anything else if you'll just show up!

You wanna do me a favor and pick up my other favorite Canadian on your way? The more, the merrier, right?

**she called me "Honey"** swoon

Yep, I can easily swing by and get the boy with the 6 pak

then we'll stop at the LC and get a few 12 paks for after the move

 

[logophile]

I don't believe Bruce lives anywhere near me. Though I'd gladly help you move if I were able to make it down there.

I know you would, sweet. And I'd love the help! And the eye candy!

 

[tolyk]

**she called me "Honey"** swoon

Yep, I can easily swing by and get the boy with the 6 pak

then we'll stop at the LC and get a few 12 paks for after the move

Thats a great AV Bruce. Take the picture yourself?

 

[logophile]

**she called me "Honey"** swoon

Yep, I can easily swing by and get the boy with the 6 pak

then we'll stop at the LC and get a few 12 paks for after the move

You're a good friend, Bruce...

And yes, I called you honey. If you like that just give me a minute...

*leans in and starts a hot whispering in your ear...*

 

[~photoguy~]

Thats a great AV Bruce. Take the picture yourself?

yep, the wonder of self-timers and digicams

 

[~photoguy~]

You're a good friend, Bruce...

And yes, I called you honey. If you like that just give me a minute...

*leans in and starts a hot whispering in your ear...*

OMG .. *melt* a hot woman breathing sweet nothings into my ear *melt*

I'm like putty in your hands ..... *turning my head quick to catch your lips on mine*

 

[tolyk]

yep, the wonder of self-timers and digicams

Indeed, they are extremely handy things, those self-timers.

I can never think of poses personally.. and I dislike stealing pose ideas from other people. Ya know?

 

[~photoguy~]

Indeed, they are extremely handy things, those self-timers.

I can never think of poses personally.. and I dislike stealing pose ideas from other people. Ya know?

I hear ya ... would be a lot more fun with a sexy partner of the opposite sex

 

[tolyk]

I hear ya ... would be a lot more fun with a sexy partner of the opposite sex

Indubitably

Now, I wonder where I can find a sexy lady that knows how to work a camera... hmmm.