The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[sophia jane]

Oooooooooooh! Even if we get results can we try a few times just to be sure

I would hope so.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I would hope so.

right, so I need to block out friday to late monday afternoon then

 

[sophia jane]

right, so I need to block out friday to late monday afternoon then

That's a good start.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

That's a good start.

Note to self, pack lots of gatorade and vitamins. Hate to get dehydrated.

 

[sophia jane]

Note to self, pack lots of gatorade and vitamins. Hate to get dehydrated.

Don't forget the toys, too. And restraints.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Don't forget the toys, too. And restraints.

OF course.

 

[tolyk]

Well, setting up shop in here again..

 

[mlady_france]

Don't forget the toys, too. And restraints.

Toys, restraints? Add whips and chains and I'm in.

 

[sophia jane]

not laid. I damn well better not be the only one.

 

[Guest]

not laid. I damn well better not be the only one.

You aren't.

 

[sophia jane]

You aren't.

Good. I hate to be alone in my sexual frustration.

 

[impressive]

I'm not allowed to have penetrative sex for 5.5 more weeks.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm not allowed to have penetrative sex for 5.5 more weeks.

You have good drugs so shut up.

 

[impressive]

You have good drugs so shut up.

Which is why I don't CARE about the "penetrative" part at the moment.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Which is why I don't CARE about the "penetrative" part at the moment.

Can I have your leftovers?

 

[impressive]

Can I have your leftovers?

If there are any, sure.


(I am, however, eternally grateful that my clitoris is on the OUTSIDE.)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If there are any, sure.


(I am, however, eternally grateful that my clitoris is on the OUTSIDE.)

Once again, I know too much about your nether regions. I have to rinse my eyes again.

 

[impressive]

Once again, I know too much about your nether regions. I have to rinse my eyes again.

That's nether here nor there.

So, where's YOUR clitoris?

 

[sophia jane]

Once again, I know too much about your nether regions. I have to rinse my eyes again.

PMSL!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's nether here nor there.

So, where's YOUR clitoris?

I left it on a bus.

 

[impressive]

I left it on a bus.

It's better off there.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It's better off there.

You're telling me.

I hope it at least sends a post card now and then.

 

[logophile]

Haven't had sex in eight days.
I guess it's safe to pull out my personalized stationary again.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Haven't had sex in eight days.
I guess it's safe to pull out my personalized stationary again.

Hey, Lolo!!


Put these kisses whereever you want, darlin'.

 

[Volks]

well, i'm a 18 virgin, so i have nerver gotten laid. Don't know if that counts though, since i have never had any. But, anyways, 18 years without sex, least see who can beat that.