The Government Is Cracking Down on School Bake Sales

[Sean Renaud]

I'm where people surf. You're where people race funny cars.

I'm so close I can just roll down the windows and hear it, which is kinda cool. Except for the part where the traffic gets balls out retarded, the local supermarkets are overtaken by mobile homes and worst of all the rum is gone.

Leviathan is trying to bayonet capitalist free enterprise and the entrepreneurial spirit in it's crib, before it can turn into a threat to their national socialism.

Aw, you're anecdotes are so cute.