Self-objectification

[k_m_d_]

Hey...I'm not going to judge your hockey skills, it's not like I've ever played hockey. Though I wanted to - in the 3rd grade. My mom promptly shut that idea down.

It's never too late to start up.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

It's never too late to start up.

Ha.. that would be a black and blue mess. :l

 

[k_m_d_]

Ha.. that would be a black and blue mess. :l

There are places you can play with people who suck as much as you . Though you'd probably want to have a little practice with skating, first...

 

[theapproachingcurve]

There are places you can play with people who suck as much as you . Though you'd probably want to have a little practice with skating, first...

I've done a decent amount of skating in the past. Just give me a few minutes and I should remember what I'm doing...hopefully

 

[k_m_d_]

I've done a decent amount of skating in the past. Just give me a few minutes and I should remember what I'm doing...hopefully

Left skate, right skate, left skate, right skate... =P.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Left skate, right skate, left skate, right skate... =P.

lol well you're no longer invited to partake in these skating shenanigans..

I just need to find a cute guy with a steady arm. Readysetgo.

 

[k_m_d_]

lol well you're no longer invited to partake in these skating shenanigans..

I just need to find a cute guy with a steady arm. Readysetgo.

Noooooooo!

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Noooooooo!

I mean honestly..I start with my right foot!

 

[k_m_d_]

I mean honestly..I start with my right foot!

So just ignore the first thing I say .

 

[yogiforlife]

If only you knew someone from a country where skating starts before walking, someone with more than a steady arm, if only

 

[theapproachingcurve]

lol deal..so now I need to find some ice. And unearth my hockey skates!

 

[theapproachingcurve]

If only you knew someone from a country where skating starts before walking, someone with more than a steady arm, if only

Well I wonder who that could be...

(get your passport sir!)

 

[ColinBale]

thank you for your warm welcome. i wonder what i can bring to the environment...and you seem to have an abundence of admirers already.

 

[k_m_d_]

lol deal..so now I need to find some ice. And unearth my hockey skates!

Shouldn't be too hard to find some in the state of hockey .

 

[yogiforlife]

Well I wonder who that could be...

(get your passport sir!)

Why do you always have to go there

 

[theapproachingcurve]

thank you for your warm welcome. i wonder what i can bring to the environment...and you seem to have an abundence of admirers already.

You are more than welcome to share any artistic endeavors you pursue (photos, writing, erotic or non)! Otherwise you can bring yourself, and that would be delightful as well

(And hasn't anyone ever told you - friends are more treasured than admirers)

Shouldn't be too hard to find some in the state of hockey .

Right you are. This is going to be embarrassing.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Why do you always have to go there

Eep.. I'm sorry.

I have a passport that needs a few more stamps, I'll come to you

 

[yogiforlife]

Eep.. I'm sorry.

I have a passport that needs a few more stamps, I'll come to you

Hehe, I can't believe you caved that quickly

 

[k_m_d_]

Eep.. I'm sorry.

I have a passport that needs a few more stamps, I'll come to you

You get passport stamps just for going to America Jr.?

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Hehe, I can't believe you caved that quickly

never again sir, never again.

You get passport stamps just for going to America Jr.?

I happen to be a fan of Canada and Canadians (so be nice! )

 

[k_m_d_]

I happen to be a fan of Canada and Canadians (so be nice! )

I happen to have Canadian citizenship, so I can make fun of Canada as much as I damn well please =P.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

I happen to have Canadian citizenship, so I can make fun of Canada as much as I damn well please =P.

Not on my thread... *throws chopper at you*

 

[k_m_d_]

Not on my thread... *throws chopper at you*

But if I PM the Canadians directly making fun of them...well...that's just cruel.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

But if I PM the Canadians directly making fun of them...well...that's just cruel.

Especially since you are in part making fun of yourself...now that's just contradictory.

 

[k_m_d_]

Especially since you are in part making fun of yourself...now that's just contradictory.

Citizen, not resident. I know better than to live there .