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With everything that goes on in my life, I always have to wonder if I've been cursed. Am I being punished for something? Is God testing me? Is that why I am stuck caring for everyone else, yet no one ever cares for me?
 
With everything that goes on in my life, I always have to wonder if I've been cursed. Am I being punished for something? Is God testing me? Is that why I am stuck caring for everyone else, yet no one ever cares for me?

You and me both greeny. Hugs!
 
I saw a cute woman working late at night in an adult porn/novelty store. Of course, it probably was just a job to her. But to me, my mind was stuck playing tricks on me, and I couldn't get her off of my head. ;)
 
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
 
I am so happy I can survive alone. That I know when to take a break and that I have the common sense to do so before I break. Happy day.
 
If it takes a million monkeys typing for a million years to produce a Shakespearean play, it will only take them a couple of weeks to produce some of what passes for literature today.
 
If it takes a million monkeys typing for a million years to produce a Shakespearean play, it will only take them a couple of weeks to produce some of what passes for literature today.

Same applies for todays music industry, at least the corporate top 40.

L:rose:
 
"She's a ho! My dad's been captured by a ho!" - Sleepless in Seattle. One of the funniest movie quotes of all time.
 
Why does Facebook KEEP INSISTING on switching my news feed back to Top Stories instead of Most Recent Stories, it really irks me to the point that I don't want to play Bubble Witch Saga anymore.
 
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