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Ooooh. I can only dream of chewing on juicy stuffNote to self
I AM the juicy stuff.
Anyone would think some outspoken, mouthy fucker had returnedNTS this place seems toxic this past week...back out slowly and save your self!
…I told you it would be our secret, geez.NTS: Women just aren't that impressed with a guy who can make balloon animals. Especially when the only thing you can actually make is a dick shape that pops as soon as you put any pressure on it.
Well, that doesn't sound familiar at all.
Umm, are you offering to squeeze my balloon until it pops?…I told you it would be our secret, geez.
NTS: Don’t search clown pornUmm, are you offering to squeeze my balloon until it pops?
This is where I'd attach a funny and relevant image, but I'm still in therapy from the last time I image searched "clown porn". No thanks.
NTS. Don’t respond to 10 year old comments. LolNote to self: take a shower once a week whether you need one or not.
NTS: Go find some old posts in the Playground made by people who haven't been around for years and reply to them.NTS: Try not to roll your eyes at @Dannyt5151 for replying to posts from 2014 by Litsters who haven't been around in years.
Be nice, bfg!!!
NTS: Continue my stalking of Jade...NTS: Go find some old posts in the Playground made by people who haven't been around for years and reply to them.