steve44uk
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I'm allergic to chocolate.
All the more for me and HP, then...

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I'm allergic to chocolate.
Indeed.![]()
But what can we offer in return...?
Hmm. Good question. Since I'm sharing something rich and creamy, maybe something salty?
Unrelated blurt: The bedroom looks decent rearranged this way. Might have to try something else.
Crackers?![]()
Hmm, not what I had in mind, but if you think that's an even trade . . .
I'd hate to be thought of as someone who takes advantage of a lady's generosity. Whatever milady desires is hers. Turnabout is fair play...![]()
I'm sure I can think of something.
I'd be astonished if not...
I want to "do something." I have a list of things to do.
If you drew them in a Venn diagram, there would be absolutely no area of intersection at all.
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Nope, I don't like the bedroom this way. Tomorrow (or tonight) it gets changed again.
Change it into a pantry. That would be comforting.
What an original idea!
You could store your Twix bars there then!![]()
1. Is the room that small or the Twix bars larger than usual, then ?
2. You might make the bed on the ceiling, then.
3. Nope, I don't like the bedroom this way. Tomorrow (or tonight) it gets changed again.
Do, please, make sure you take care. Your back may be a tad fragile. . . .
Another original idea! Then we can all hang from MistressLynn's bed eating twix bars and watching football. Although we would argue about what kind of football to watch!
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Well, I wouldn't. There's only one kind and they don't do it!
I thought Wales were making a hard work of it, and your lot did OK!
[I'm not over-keen on Association Football]
Ooh, I'm saving myself for this afternoon to see if my third prediction comes good. Then I shall go on my private be nice to me thread which Steve so 'kindly' set up so you could all have a good gloat, and I shall have a real rugger blurt.
As this is blurt thread, I shall say that my fella has managed to get us invited to lunch with friends of his who have no tv so I won't be able to watch the match. I have added this to his drinking my whisky - and then leaving the glass for me to wash up in the morning, on the list of Most Heinous Sins Ever Committed.
What with work's strange schedules and your TV-less friends' lunch, I do hope you have a video recorder of some sort.
I just like watching a good game; don't usually care who wins. There's one exception:
England v France.
And we got to win. It does not have to be a trouncing; a one point margin will do. But win we must !.