filt
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Hello everyone!
Hope you’re keeping well on this delightful Tuesday when the weather has been lousy, daylight in the evening is reducing and we are in the midst of a global pandemic which seems to be affecting our ability to go out and have fun. However, let’s find some fun on the meantime!
I will be honest, time zone isn’t an absolute deal breaker but I’m in the UK, not far from London if you’re half as nosey as I am, and, whilst I am a bit of an insomniac, it would be great if we got to know each other during hours that we are both meant to be awake!
So, a bit about me, I guess that is relatively important, I’m 6’6, yep I have banged my head on more things than I care to remember, stockily and powerfully built (I’m not typical beanpole tall person), shaved head, green eyes framed with glasses (yeah, my mum warned me I’d go blind, thought she was bluffing), stubble, and a cheeky smile (most recently I was told that during a job interview). Add to that, large hands with long and thick probing fingers, powerful and muscular thighs (I have used lockdown to become addicted to spinning. It was that or becoming an alcoholic) and size 14 feet. I’m one of a minority of people who feels like a social leper in Sports Direct!
Now, probably the dealbreaker for most but I won’t lie, I am not single. I am probably like many here, things have drifted, perhaps mostly me to blame, no criticisms, no tale of woe and how unfortunate I am because it’s not like that and I am not the type with a sense of entitlement! One thing I will say, I am always around and available to chat so my home life won’t render you a “gap filler”, not my style.
So, what am I looking for? The big question! I am ideally looking for someone to be a bit of a partner in crime, life happens so let’s share aspects of it interspersed with shameless flirting, sharing the private and sexual elements of our thoughts (in case your worried, I have no dark blood, urine or worse fascinations but I do have a vivid imagination and love to share such thoughts in detail). Perhaps we take it away from here? Voice chat? God forbid go for a coffee and see where it leads us? No expectations, no pressure. Let’s just approach it with an open mind and see where it takes us, eh?
Away from here, I work (no lottery win yet, sadly), I have dogs and I love spending my time with them even if they’re absolutely mental and I like cycling with tunes in my ears for a bit of escapism.
If you got this far, congratulations you’re clearly a woman of staying power. If you’re in two minds about saying hello, make the leap, tell me a bit about yourself or give me feedback on my personal and let’s see how we get along!
Sorry if you read it twice because I ended up bumping the thread.
Enjoy your day and hopefully we have a chat soon
Hope you’re keeping well on this delightful Tuesday when the weather has been lousy, daylight in the evening is reducing and we are in the midst of a global pandemic which seems to be affecting our ability to go out and have fun. However, let’s find some fun on the meantime!
I will be honest, time zone isn’t an absolute deal breaker but I’m in the UK, not far from London if you’re half as nosey as I am, and, whilst I am a bit of an insomniac, it would be great if we got to know each other during hours that we are both meant to be awake!
So, a bit about me, I guess that is relatively important, I’m 6’6, yep I have banged my head on more things than I care to remember, stockily and powerfully built (I’m not typical beanpole tall person), shaved head, green eyes framed with glasses (yeah, my mum warned me I’d go blind, thought she was bluffing), stubble, and a cheeky smile (most recently I was told that during a job interview). Add to that, large hands with long and thick probing fingers, powerful and muscular thighs (I have used lockdown to become addicted to spinning. It was that or becoming an alcoholic) and size 14 feet. I’m one of a minority of people who feels like a social leper in Sports Direct!
Now, probably the dealbreaker for most but I won’t lie, I am not single. I am probably like many here, things have drifted, perhaps mostly me to blame, no criticisms, no tale of woe and how unfortunate I am because it’s not like that and I am not the type with a sense of entitlement! One thing I will say, I am always around and available to chat so my home life won’t render you a “gap filler”, not my style.
So, what am I looking for? The big question! I am ideally looking for someone to be a bit of a partner in crime, life happens so let’s share aspects of it interspersed with shameless flirting, sharing the private and sexual elements of our thoughts (in case your worried, I have no dark blood, urine or worse fascinations but I do have a vivid imagination and love to share such thoughts in detail). Perhaps we take it away from here? Voice chat? God forbid go for a coffee and see where it leads us? No expectations, no pressure. Let’s just approach it with an open mind and see where it takes us, eh?
Away from here, I work (no lottery win yet, sadly), I have dogs and I love spending my time with them even if they’re absolutely mental and I like cycling with tunes in my ears for a bit of escapism.
If you got this far, congratulations you’re clearly a woman of staying power. If you’re in two minds about saying hello, make the leap, tell me a bit about yourself or give me feedback on my personal and let’s see how we get along!
Sorry if you read it twice because I ended up bumping the thread.
Enjoy your day and hopefully we have a chat soon
