Have you ever_____?

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not of me and someone else (read that how you like)

Have you ever convinced a partner to let you make a video of the two of you having sex?

Yes, during the days of VHS-C. It was the most erotic thing I have ever done, certainly the most
I have ever cum during sex. Tape now destroyed. :-(

HYE spunked yourself dry?
 
not of me and someone else (read that how you like)

Have you ever convinced a partner to let you make a video of the two of you having sex?

No...sadly....

Yes, during the days of VHS-C. It was the most erotic thing I have ever done, certainly the most
I have ever cum during sex. Tape now destroyed. :-(

HYE spunked yourself dry?

Um...no...not really.

HYE watched porn with a partner?
 
no, in some things I'm very quick

HYE laughed out loud at something you saw online at work and then had to try and cover it up?

All the time! Some of the people here are really funny, and I've chuckled. The walls are thin here, and I've had a friend yell..."hey, what's so funny"
I've got a stock of "facebook" posts that are funny...just in case...;)

HYE masturbated at work?
 
All the time! Some of the people here are really funny, and I've chuckled. The walls are thin here, and I've had a friend yell..."hey, what's so funny"
I've got a stock of "facebook" posts that are funny...just in case...;)

HYE masturbated at work?

Have not

HYE, wanted a co-worker to help you with the above itch ;)
 
At work? No
A co-worker? No

HYE used work as an excuse to spend time with someone only because you thought they were hot?

I have.

HYE had someone shoot a vibe out of them while cumming and hit you in the face?
 
I have.

HYE had someone shoot a vibe out of them while cumming and hit you in the face?

LMAO...no seriously, did this happen to you???? THAT's funny either way...

There's a good Lit humor story in this...

Doctor: "how did you get knocked out again????"

Man: blushing..."well...um...well...something hit me in the head...I don't really remember..."


No, that's never happened to me.

HYE returned a sex toy to the store to get a refund because it didn't work?
 
Yes, but on my defense, their names were very similar.

HYE been called the wrong name?
no, but now that I think of it I'm very often 'darling' or 'angel' or similar hhmm

HYE forgotten someone's name that you were with?
 
no, but now that I think of it I'm very often 'darling' or 'angel' or similar hhmm

HYE forgotten someone's name that you were with?

YES, including my wife of 27+ years!
CRAFT sucks

HYE laughed when a partner removed their clothing
 
YES, including my wife of 27+ years!
CRAFT sucks

HYE laughed when a partner removed their clothing
there were circumstances, but yes

Have you ever (or has your partner ever) been wearing something that you couldn't figure out how to take off?
 
there were circumstances, but yes

Have you ever (or has your partner ever) been wearing something that you couldn't figure out how to take off?

Yeah...his military belt...never can work that fucker...

HYE been sewn into a piece of clothing that you couldn't get out of and had to fuck with it still on?
 
Yeah...his military belt...never can work that fucker...

HYE been sewn into a piece of clothing that you couldn't get out of and had to fuck with it still on?
no

HYE cum without being touched?
 
HYE been so aroused you felt like you were going insane?

Um, the last time? Yes, looking forward too it tonight actually. :devil:

HYE had sex with two people on the same day, but not at the same time?
 
Yes.

HYE been told that you were too promiscuous by someone - while they were fucking you?

Haa haa yes.

HYE been dumped by someone while you were still inside of them? (bonus points if they wanted you to finish in an hour or three)
 
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