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The White House administration and staff experienced a rough weekend.
Emperor Carrot transformed into a screaming toddler throwing a tantrum.Baby Emperor Carrot began to whine about a playdate with Jeff Sessions.Everyone hoped that a game of golf with other friends would help him forget the bad week.
Jeff Sessions was invited to the party on Saturday. When Baby Emperor Carrot was reunited with Jeff, he was happy for a short time. He became out of control when he was told that Jeff would not be coming back to play with him. The Emperor teased Jeff in a bratty manner, and reproached Jeff for not following his rules when they played games.Baby Emperor Carrot accused Jeff of being an attention whore. He claimed Jeff was making noises during his recital. "You ruined my speech!, "the Baby Emperor screamed. They gave Baby Emperor cake and ice cream, but he could not be distracted from Jeff Sessions. He kicked his foot at Jeff, and tried to knock Jeff over. They took Baby Emperor Carrot to West Palm Beach, to play the happy clap game. Emperor Carrot loved the claps that rewarded his song and dance. But, he grew tired and cranky and returned to his temper tantrum. The only thing that would calm Baby Emperor Carrot down was his favorite game."Disappearing People." His closest advisors kept this treat in reserve. They were at their wit's end. The staff girls were crying in their offices. Everyone was exhausted.
(Baby Emperor Carrot was especially delighted when they discussed how Robin Arryn disappeared people from the Vale, in the show, "Game of Thrones." They helped Emperor Carrot pretend that he was sending people out of the moon door, by signing the proclamation.)
Everyone was relieved, when he ate his lunch, and lay down for a nap. One advisor said they should not let Emperor Carrot manipulate the cabinet like that. "Using a pretend persona to bully people, was unfair, " he said. Everyone in the room went silent. The cabinet member had forgotten that every room had electronic listening bugs installed. His face went grey when he remembered.
Who will disappear, next?
Emperor Carrot transformed into a screaming toddler throwing a tantrum.Baby Emperor Carrot began to whine about a playdate with Jeff Sessions.Everyone hoped that a game of golf with other friends would help him forget the bad week.
Jeff Sessions was invited to the party on Saturday. When Baby Emperor Carrot was reunited with Jeff, he was happy for a short time. He became out of control when he was told that Jeff would not be coming back to play with him. The Emperor teased Jeff in a bratty manner, and reproached Jeff for not following his rules when they played games.Baby Emperor Carrot accused Jeff of being an attention whore. He claimed Jeff was making noises during his recital. "You ruined my speech!, "the Baby Emperor screamed. They gave Baby Emperor cake and ice cream, but he could not be distracted from Jeff Sessions. He kicked his foot at Jeff, and tried to knock Jeff over. They took Baby Emperor Carrot to West Palm Beach, to play the happy clap game. Emperor Carrot loved the claps that rewarded his song and dance. But, he grew tired and cranky and returned to his temper tantrum. The only thing that would calm Baby Emperor Carrot down was his favorite game."Disappearing People." His closest advisors kept this treat in reserve. They were at their wit's end. The staff girls were crying in their offices. Everyone was exhausted.
(Baby Emperor Carrot was especially delighted when they discussed how Robin Arryn disappeared people from the Vale, in the show, "Game of Thrones." They helped Emperor Carrot pretend that he was sending people out of the moon door, by signing the proclamation.)
Everyone was relieved, when he ate his lunch, and lay down for a nap. One advisor said they should not let Emperor Carrot manipulate the cabinet like that. "Using a pretend persona to bully people, was unfair, " he said. Everyone in the room went silent. The cabinet member had forgotten that every room had electronic listening bugs installed. His face went grey when he remembered.
Who will disappear, next?
