Dogkiller Noem Offers To "Take Out" President Biden's Dog Commander

[RobDownSouth]

Seemingly embracing her newfound notoriety as "America's Dog Killer", South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem offered to dispatch President Joe Biden's dog Commander on CBS This Morning last Sunday. She said she'd be "more than willing to help Commander meet Cricket", adding that she'd be perfectly justified in doing so since Commander bit the hands of two Secret Service agents.

 

[butters]

Seemingly embracing her newfound notoriety as "America's Dog Killer", South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem offered to dispatch President Joe Biden's dog Commander on CBS This Morning last Sunday. She said she'd be "more than willing to help Commander meet Cricket", adding that she'd be perfectly justified in doing so since Commander bit the hands of two Secret Service agents.

she just keeps right on digging....

 

[Fuzzy1975]

she just keeps right on digging....

can you say "double down"? Seems to be the playbook call when you fuck up these days.

 

[MajorRewrite]

can you say "double down"? Seems to be the playbook call when you fuck up these days.

They all learned it from Trump. It’s called the “WWP4YOD” (What Would a Petulant 4-Year-Old Do?) strategy.

 

[John_von_Neumann]

can you say "double down"? Seems to be the playbook call when you fuck up these days.

Everything she needed to know she learned from HisArpy.

 

[Rotadom]

digging....

I see what you did there

 

[Bray123]

99 more dogs and she'll have an entire coat.

 

[dmallord]

99 more dogs and she'll have an entire coat.

So ... who owns that gravel pit? I can't imagine the folks going out to get gravel are happy with all the dogs, goats and other animals being buried in it by Noem? If she is going into business as a 'killer,' shouldn't she acquire a license of some kind like 007?

BTW I thought fur coats were out of style now.