Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Pirates_Wench]

She fell asleep after I broke the mood when I stubbed my toe. At least she didn't laugh too much at me.

Oh, well, if you want to check out my thigh you can.
But, if not, no worries.

 

[thejabber27]

She fell asleep after I broke the mood when I stubbed my toe. At least she didn't laugh too much at me.

Laugh cause you stubbed your toe?

 

[Ellafun]

Oh, well, if you want to check out my thigh you can.
But, if not, no worries.

I volunteer to check your thigh if Chain turns you down.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

I shouldn't have said anything, should I?
/goes with you.

Oh, Dahr-lin, I am very good at this.
I am sure that you will not mind in the least.

 

[Callmetim]

*peeks out from behind a pile of batteries*

Tim? Is that YOU????

Wait ... that just can't be ... Ella? Ella!!

*runs over to hug her*

but ... but how? How long have you been here? I have not seen you in a dog's age! Are your folks here too?

 

[Pirates_Wench]

I volunteer to check your thigh if Chain turns you down.

Well come on, Ella.
Nice to meet you. I'm PW.
I am sure you can check my thigh as I check these men.
And you can help inspect men after checking my thigh!!!

 

[thejabber27]

Oh, Dahr-lin, I am very good at this.
I am sure that you will not mind in the least.

Okay..
/starts stripping slowly.
Is there a place for my clothes?

 

[Chaingun]

Oh, well, if you want to check out my thigh you can.

I do. Thoroughly. Twice.

Laugh cause you stubbed your toe?

No, cause my erection knocked over the grand piano which I then stubbed my toe on.

I volunteer to check your thigh if Chain turns you down.

I may have to examine you thoroughly as well. You know, just to stay in practice.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Okay..
/starts stripping slowly.
Is there a place for my clothes?

Anywhere you want to put them.
Clothing is optional here.

 

[Chaingun]

I'm so confused. I'm going to go make myself laugh by resurrecting an ancient thread.

Beware zombies, rest of the board!

 

[thejabber27]

Anywhere you want to put them.
Clothing is optional here.

Gotcha.
/folds my clothes and puts them in the fiction section section.

Now what?

 

[BradBigBrain]

Anywhere you want to put them.
Clothing is optional here.

You mean we get to walk around nekkid?

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Gotcha.
/folds my clothes and puts them in the fiction section section.

Now what?

now I need to inspect you.
thoroughly

 

[Pirates_Wench]

I do. Thoroughly. Twice.

Well then cum inspect me

No, cause my erection knocked over the grand piano which I then stubbed my toe on.

oh wow, ok then.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

You mean we get to walk around nekkid?

Why do you think Kat and I hide your clothes every night?????

 

[thejabber27]

now I need to inspect you.
thoroughly

Ummm okay, should I sit down or stay standing?
/nervous

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Ummm okay, should I sit down or stay standing?
/nervous

Stand to begin with.
Then you can sit, or lie down if you would be more comfortable.

 

[thejabber27]

Stand to begin with.
Then you can sit, or lie down if you would be more comfortable.

/stands

Ready for inspection then.

 

[Chaingun]

.

My pecker had its war face on. So it was breakin' stuff just to look tough.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

My pecker had its war face on. So it was breakin' stuff just to look tough.

ah ok
Well if it had been damaged I was going to offer Mouth-to- Cock resuscitation.
(which you turned down last time)
But it sounds like your pecker is fine.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Why do you think Kat and I hide your clothes every night?????

Damn. I was wondering.

 

[Chaingun]

But it sounds like your pecker is fine.

Fine? Just fine?


I mean, have you seen this thing?

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Damn. I was wondering.

Well Sugar, it is because YOU definitely do NOT need them.
I am sure the DA would agree.

 

[thejabber27]

Fine? Just fine?


I mean, have you seen this thing?

Yes, we've all seen the editorial in Maxim, will you give it a bloody rest?

 

[BCarlo]

wanders into into the main room stretching, "wow good sleep, that was a bit of last night eh?" stops, looks at the new people. "How long did I sleep?!?!"