Katch123
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This isn't going to be a story filled with debotchery, lust and sexual passion. Sorry to dash your hopes! I'm not a writer , I'm just relating an event that happened a while ago circa early 90's.
This story is in keeping with the title Bad decisons can result in funny stories. I've had fun retelling what happened all those years ago, so I hope you enjoy reading it .
The names have been changed to avoid any forum violations.
My best friend Mike and his wife Terri were moving from his condo into a new home, so of course as BF , I was pressed into service. After moving all the dinning and living room furniture we came back for the bedroom things. Terri's friend Ann ( Mike and I referred to as the "Babe" on the sly due to her gorgous figure and piercing blue eyes) also showed up to help. She really was a head turner and had the sweetest disposition you could ever imagine and yes I had the hots for her.
Anyway Mike and I begin moving the bedroom furniture Starting with the dresser. One draw at a time back n forth to the truck. Then the mirror, then the dresser. You get the picture. The bed was a pain because the headboard was bulky and heavy as fuck. The gals were doing the closets so there was much back n forth goings and stepping aside for people to pass. We finally got it down to lamps and end tables.
So as we stood in the bedroom tired, soaked with sweat we had 2 lamps and end tables to load . Mike took the lamps and he told me to grab an end table. As he left the bedroom I squatted down behind an end table and hefted it up. It was heavy and the balance felt off. So I kind of re-adjusted my grip shifting it as I held on. It leaned forward, the tape which was supposed to keep the draws closed didnt. The top draw slid open, contents tumbled out as if in slow motion and all I could do is watch.
I remember the sound of several items bouncing off eachother. I couldn't see what fell as I was still holding the end table pretty high. So I set it down and leaning over it, I looked at what was on the carpet..
At first I was Oh Nooooooooo . I went around to the front of the end table and began putting the stuff back into the draw. Blindfold, furry handcuffs, tea candkes, asroglide, some lotion,condoms , a dildo which was super big and soft and the last item was vibrating.. It was a large anatomically correct vibrator that had an apendage attached to a base. As I fumbled to turn the knobb switch to shut it off, I wondered How many batteries did this thing take?
I'd seen them online but never had my hands on one . Just as I was moving my had to put it back in the draw I herd a gap "OMG...TERRI...." I turned seeing the Babe with a surprised look on her face. The next thing I knew Terri came in the room saying in a raised voice "What are you doing messing in my private things?". She came over trying to push me aside, taking the vibrating monster from me. There were still porn magazines on the carpet.
Mike showed up asking "what's the rukkus? I heard you all the way outside".
His wife Terri shot back "What's going on is Ann caught your best friend going thru my sex toys!" Mike shot a glance at me ,I gave him a " No " head gesture. Terri continued " that perv probably would have sniffed it ..if Ann didn't catch him". Ann tried to supress a giggle but chimed in saying "Terri I think there's a misunderstanding.." I interrupted Ann saying "can I say something? ". Every one looked at me, Terri shooting knives from her eyes. I said " Can I sniff it? I might as well do the crime since you already convicted me".
Terri just fumed and stormed off with her vibrator in hand forgetting all about putting it back. Ann couldnt restrain herself and busted out laughing. Mike tried to snoted as if his laugh got stuck in his throat. He left to talk to Terri saying " not helping, stay here".
I could hear Mike and Terri arguing in the livingroom, I imagined her waving her hands in the air hysterically with that dam vibrator buzzing the whole time. Ann regained her composure but every time she looked at me I'd go bzzzzzz and she'd start laughin again.
I was sitting on the carpet knees pulled up, arms crossed. I just looked at her thinking how much I'd like to fuck her brains out. Every few seconds I'd go bzzzzzz , Ann would start laughing and we'd' hear Terri say " it's not funny". I patted my hand on the carpet and Ann came over to sit next to me. She whispered " I''m sorry". I just looked at her she looked back at me smiling . We made small talk, occasionally I went bzzzzzit. She'd giggle and this went on for what felt like 30 min.
In reality it was only a few minutes Mike and Terri voices lowered Ann spoke saying " I think it's over" . Ten seconds later they both came into the bedroom , Mike didn't look happy , Terri was about to speak when Ann interrupted her. "I have something to say, It's my fault". They just looked at her as she went on "I didn't tape the draw like you asked me to Terri, I was about to when you called me to help you in the kitchen. I forgot, I'm sorry".
The silence was awkward then I turned looking at Terri , clearing my throat, grinning "Ahmm, you were about to say you're sorry forsaying I wanted to lick your vibrator." Ann playfully slapped my arm as she laughed.
Never being able to admitt to wrong doing , Terri mumbled a half hearted apology and made herself scarce the rest of the day. Mike followed her leaving the Ann and I alone in the bedroom. We chatted for a bit eventually getting back to work to finish moving.
Ann and I had crossed paths many times while at Mike & Terri's but we never got to talk with each other one on one. Mike wanted to order takeout for dinner but Ann and I declined each claiming different excuses. In reality we agreed to go out to dinner together that night. The one good thing to come out of it was Ann & I found out we had chemistry and agreed to get to know each other and it was all because of a vibrator
P.S. We had a great time at dinner and at one point she asked me would I? Would I what? Would I have licked Terri's vibrator? I said no but I'd lIke to taste yours. She turned a very cherry shade of red.I may post a follow up to this story if it goes over well.
This story is in keeping with the title Bad decisons can result in funny stories. I've had fun retelling what happened all those years ago, so I hope you enjoy reading it .
The names have been changed to avoid any forum violations.
My best friend Mike and his wife Terri were moving from his condo into a new home, so of course as BF , I was pressed into service. After moving all the dinning and living room furniture we came back for the bedroom things. Terri's friend Ann ( Mike and I referred to as the "Babe" on the sly due to her gorgous figure and piercing blue eyes) also showed up to help. She really was a head turner and had the sweetest disposition you could ever imagine and yes I had the hots for her.
Anyway Mike and I begin moving the bedroom furniture Starting with the dresser. One draw at a time back n forth to the truck. Then the mirror, then the dresser. You get the picture. The bed was a pain because the headboard was bulky and heavy as fuck. The gals were doing the closets so there was much back n forth goings and stepping aside for people to pass. We finally got it down to lamps and end tables.
So as we stood in the bedroom tired, soaked with sweat we had 2 lamps and end tables to load . Mike took the lamps and he told me to grab an end table. As he left the bedroom I squatted down behind an end table and hefted it up. It was heavy and the balance felt off. So I kind of re-adjusted my grip shifting it as I held on. It leaned forward, the tape which was supposed to keep the draws closed didnt. The top draw slid open, contents tumbled out as if in slow motion and all I could do is watch.
I remember the sound of several items bouncing off eachother. I couldn't see what fell as I was still holding the end table pretty high. So I set it down and leaning over it, I looked at what was on the carpet..
At first I was Oh Nooooooooo . I went around to the front of the end table and began putting the stuff back into the draw. Blindfold, furry handcuffs, tea candkes, asroglide, some lotion,condoms , a dildo which was super big and soft and the last item was vibrating.. It was a large anatomically correct vibrator that had an apendage attached to a base. As I fumbled to turn the knobb switch to shut it off, I wondered How many batteries did this thing take?
I'd seen them online but never had my hands on one . Just as I was moving my had to put it back in the draw I herd a gap "OMG...TERRI...." I turned seeing the Babe with a surprised look on her face. The next thing I knew Terri came in the room saying in a raised voice "What are you doing messing in my private things?". She came over trying to push me aside, taking the vibrating monster from me. There were still porn magazines on the carpet.
Mike showed up asking "what's the rukkus? I heard you all the way outside".
His wife Terri shot back "What's going on is Ann caught your best friend going thru my sex toys!" Mike shot a glance at me ,I gave him a " No " head gesture. Terri continued " that perv probably would have sniffed it ..if Ann didn't catch him". Ann tried to supress a giggle but chimed in saying "Terri I think there's a misunderstanding.." I interrupted Ann saying "can I say something? ". Every one looked at me, Terri shooting knives from her eyes. I said " Can I sniff it? I might as well do the crime since you already convicted me".
Terri just fumed and stormed off with her vibrator in hand forgetting all about putting it back. Ann couldnt restrain herself and busted out laughing. Mike tried to snoted as if his laugh got stuck in his throat. He left to talk to Terri saying " not helping, stay here".
I could hear Mike and Terri arguing in the livingroom, I imagined her waving her hands in the air hysterically with that dam vibrator buzzing the whole time. Ann regained her composure but every time she looked at me I'd go bzzzzzz and she'd start laughin again.
I was sitting on the carpet knees pulled up, arms crossed. I just looked at her thinking how much I'd like to fuck her brains out. Every few seconds I'd go bzzzzzz , Ann would start laughing and we'd' hear Terri say " it's not funny". I patted my hand on the carpet and Ann came over to sit next to me. She whispered " I''m sorry". I just looked at her she looked back at me smiling . We made small talk, occasionally I went bzzzzzit. She'd giggle and this went on for what felt like 30 min.
In reality it was only a few minutes Mike and Terri voices lowered Ann spoke saying " I think it's over" . Ten seconds later they both came into the bedroom , Mike didn't look happy , Terri was about to speak when Ann interrupted her. "I have something to say, It's my fault". They just looked at her as she went on "I didn't tape the draw like you asked me to Terri, I was about to when you called me to help you in the kitchen. I forgot, I'm sorry".
The silence was awkward then I turned looking at Terri , clearing my throat, grinning "Ahmm, you were about to say you're sorry forsaying I wanted to lick your vibrator." Ann playfully slapped my arm as she laughed.
Never being able to admitt to wrong doing , Terri mumbled a half hearted apology and made herself scarce the rest of the day. Mike followed her leaving the Ann and I alone in the bedroom. We chatted for a bit eventually getting back to work to finish moving.
Ann and I had crossed paths many times while at Mike & Terri's but we never got to talk with each other one on one. Mike wanted to order takeout for dinner but Ann and I declined each claiming different excuses. In reality we agreed to go out to dinner together that night. The one good thing to come out of it was Ann & I found out we had chemistry and agreed to get to know each other and it was all because of a vibrator
P.S. We had a great time at dinner and at one point she asked me would I? Would I what? Would I have licked Terri's vibrator? I said no but I'd lIke to taste yours. She turned a very cherry shade of red.I may post a follow up to this story if it goes over well.
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for the vibrator incident .
