Ask Me Anything-Werdnerd Has All the Answers

[WerdNerd]

At least for the next 24 hours and the answers might be wrong but they will be mine.

For those who don't know the rules, like me, you have 24ish hours to ask me anything you want. It's my understanding that replies are supposed to be written or recorded.

At the end of that time, I'll pick from the Litsters who asked questions and have not yet made a thread to find the next sacrifice!

So here we go, let's get started.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Thank you for being our next victim!!!

• What's you favorite song to sing along with when you drive?
• What's you favorite meal to order in a restaurant?
• Share a romantic date that you've been on.

 

[WerdNerd]

Do you often send pm’s to strangers suggesting they kill themselves, or am I uniquely blessed to receive them from you?

No it's just you because your everybody on Lit's special little boy. he's a gold star just for you. Now fuck off to your room. We're playing grown folks games here.

 

[LAM_Writes]

If you had to pick a new username, what would it be?

Are you team Pineapple Goes On Pizza or team Keep Your Damn Pineapple Off My Pizza?

Do you have a kink that you've never shared with anyone? (Yes or No is an acceptable answer here)

 

[WerdNerd]

When was the last time you wore your kilt?

https://voca.ro/15JjXSumtU1H

 

[barefootgirl69]

https://voca.ro/15JjXSumtU1H

I remember you put a photo up in my kilt thread once!

 

[BadAmy]

When was the last time you wore your kilt?

yeah.
I want to see pics...or you know...

 

[WerdNerd]

Thank you for being our next victim!!!

• What's you favorite song to sing along with when you drive?
• What's you favorite meal to order in a restaurant?
• Share a romantic date that you've been on.

https://voca.ro/18U1rrAHAoVg

 

[BadAmy]

I remember you put a photo up in my kilt thread once!

Sorry to derail the thread Mr. WerdNerd...
but,

BFG~we need a link. I have cravings you know.
the highlands be callin yeh.



ok.
Mr. W-what was the oddest LIT exchange you had?
no naming names or nuthin.

 

[WerdNerd]

If you had to pick a new username, what would it be?

Are you team Pineapple Goes On Pizza or team Keep Your Damn Pineapple Off My Pizza?

Do you have a kink that you've never shared with anyone? (Yes or No is an acceptable answer here)

https://voca.ro/1jhWPr17onTx

 

[WerdNerd]

I remember you put a photo up in my kilt thread once!

That I did, lassie.

 

[WerdNerd]

yeah.
I want to see pics...or you know...

Maybe you could come over for a private photo shoot.

 

[BadAmy]

Maybe you could come over for a private photo shoot.

 

[WerdNerd]

I won't tell a soul.

 

[WerdNerd]

Sorry to derail the thread Mr. WerdNerd...
but,

BFG~we need a link. I have cravings you know.
the highlands be callin yeh.



ok.
Mr. W-what was the oddest LIT exchange you had?
no naming names or nuthin.

https://voca.ro/13S5hGXy1Xfg

 

[WerdNerd]

Looks like I'm all caught up. Keep the questions coming.

 

[LAM_Writes]

https://voca.ro/1jhWPr17onTx

No hate here. Much like music or movie preference, pizza toppings are a personal choice lol

 

[WerdNerd]

No hate here. Much like music or movie preference, pizza toppings are a personal choice lol

True but now I am craving pizza.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Okay a few for starters and then I will recharge and bring a new batch. These are simple ones because I was more worried about your answers than I was the questions!

How old were you when you first masturbated?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
How old were you when you had your first blow job?
If you were fucking right now, what music would be playing in the background?
How can a woman seduce you?
If a woman was standing in front of you right now, what would she be wearing to give you an instant hard-on?
If I was wanking you right now would I need 2 fingers or 2 hands?
What could a woman whisper in your ear to push you over the edge?
What is the longest sex session you have had?
What is the strangest thing that has turned you on?
If I was to read you an erotic story, what genre would it be?
Do you like a woman to spit or swallow?

 

[WerdNerd]

Okay a few for starters and then I will recharge and bring a new batch. These are simple ones because I was more worried about your answers than I was the questions!

How old were you when you first masturbated?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
How old were you when you had your first blow job?
If you were fucking right now, what music would be playing in the background?
How can a woman seduce you?
If a woman was standing in front of you right now, what would she be wearing to give you an instant hard-on?
If I was wanking you right now would I need 2 fingers or 2 hands?
What could a woman whisper in your ear to push you over the edge?
What is the longest sex session you have had?
What is the strangest thing that has turned you on?
If I was to read you an erotic story, what genre would it be?
Do you like a woman to spit or swallow?

I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition! Lol

This one will take a while. Now charge up those batteries and think up your next batch.

https://youtu.be/Cj8n4MfhjUc

 

[WillowySparkles]

How did you come up with the name WerdNerd?

You seem to be quite the exhibitionist. Have you always been like that, or is it a recent thing?

 

[shenglung]

Hello WerdNerd haven't really interacted with you but always glad to support friends of friends, and fellow victims of this game.

So now onto the question...

Cowboy, Ninja, Pirate, Viking which would better represent you and why?(has suspicions as a history nerd about the answer)

also totally respect a kilt I've worn one myself I've got a bit of Celtic heritage as well.

 

[WerdNerd]

Okay a few for starters and then I will recharge and bring a new batch. These are simple ones because I was more worried about your answers than I was the questions!

How old were you when you first masturbated?
On this one I'll err on the side of age related discretion.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
21
How old were you when you had your first blow job?
The age thing again. So I'll defer.

If you were fucking right now, what music would be playing in the background?
Most likely no music.

How can a woman seduce you?
Easy, the three Bs-Brains, Wit, and Boobs. Lol
No, but brains, and wit are key.

If a woman was standing in front of you right now, what would she be wearing to give you an instant hard-on?
A soft cotton sun dress that has been washed far too many times to wear outside, no bra or panties, and your hard nipples just barely visible through the thead bare cloth.

If I was wanking you right now would I need 2 fingers or 2 hands?
Wow! Read that wrong and thought what's wrong with two hands AND two fingers. Lol
Definitely need to grab it with both hands.

What could a woman whisper in your ear to push you over the edge?
"Fuck me now!:

What is the longest sex session you have had?
In my younger days there were entire days devoted to sex.

What is the strangest thing that has turned you on?
The pulsating of the hose on my pressure washer when it rubbed against my cock.

If I was to read you an erotic story, what genre would it be?
Contemporary but Victorian erotica is a lot of fun.

Do you like a woman to spit or swallow?
That's entirely her choice. Sometimes I just cum all over her face and boobs.

Phew! I think I got them all.

 

[WerdNerd]

How did you come up with the name WerdNerd?

You seem to be quite the exhibitionist. Have you always been like that, or is it a recent thing?

https://voca.ro/139rZ54niZjj

 

[WerdNerd]

Hello WerdNerd haven't really interacted with you but always glad to support friends of friends, and fellow victims of this game.

So now onto the question...

Cowboy, Ninja, Pirate, Viking which would better represent you and why?(has suspicions as a history nerd about the answer)

also totally respect a kilt I've worn one myself I've got a bit of Celtic heritage as well.

Wish vampire were an option but I'll go with pirate. I do love me some wenches, aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh