Hi there!
I'm a 32 years old straight male from Austria, Europe (no, our trees don't explode - and no, we don't have kangoroos either). I'm single, 5.7ft (1.75m) tall and about 170lbs (77kg). I'm a nerdy well-educated guy with a wide variety of interests in games, movies, science, politics and other things. I've got an open-minded, friendly and easy-going personality. The people I talk to usually appreciate my ironic humor and sarcasm. If it matters to anyone, I've also got several academic degrees. I'm living in my own appartment, work full time and got both feet planted firmly on the ground. I'm fluent in English and German.
If you're looking for some teaser pics of me, scroll down to the end of this post
What I am looking for:
A female chat partner, age range from 18 to 39 (roughly). You're willing to get off and have a fun time together with me in chat and share pics, text and fantasies while we're doing it. I will never ask you to show your face in a pic (I won't show mine either), but text alone isn't doing it for me. Occasional role-playing fantasies are welcome too, but it should not be our only topic. Long-term chat partners are preferable, but if you're into one-and-done that's fine too. No males, no couples (sorry). Oh, and please be able to write in full sentences. Too many one-word responces kill any conversation.
Things about you that don't matter to me:
- Your location (can be anywhere as long as you can deal with the time zone differences)
- Your weight (curvy, skinny, athletic, BBW, all welcome)
- Your height (tall or tiny and everything in between, all welcome)
- Your hair color, skin color and ethnicity (all welcome)
- Your boobs are natural or enhanced (all welcome)
I do love busty ladies, but it's merely a preference and in no way a requirement.
What to expect:
A lot of funny and horny responses. Throw me a spark, get back a wildfire
How to get in touch:
- kik: Alan89EU (preferred)
- response to this thread
- forum private message (I check them daily but expect some delay)
- snapchat: awantstochat21
- skype: alan89eu@gmail.com
- mail / hangout: alan89eu@gmail.com
(Mail is fine for first contact but I strongly prefer direct chat.)
No-Gos:
- Fakes (in particular men pretending to be females)
- Sellers (I won't buy anything so don't bother)
- Chatting with or involving under-age people in any way
- involving non-human creatures
- Body shaming
- Rude behaviour
- BDSM stuff
- Pain & Violence
- Rape
- Anything involving excrements
- Gore of any sort
Hope to talk to you soon!
I'm a 32 years old straight male from Austria, Europe (no, our trees don't explode - and no, we don't have kangoroos either). I'm single, 5.7ft (1.75m) tall and about 170lbs (77kg). I'm a nerdy well-educated guy with a wide variety of interests in games, movies, science, politics and other things. I've got an open-minded, friendly and easy-going personality. The people I talk to usually appreciate my ironic humor and sarcasm. If it matters to anyone, I've also got several academic degrees. I'm living in my own appartment, work full time and got both feet planted firmly on the ground. I'm fluent in English and German.
If you're looking for some teaser pics of me, scroll down to the end of this post
What I am looking for:
A female chat partner, age range from 18 to 39 (roughly). You're willing to get off and have a fun time together with me in chat and share pics, text and fantasies while we're doing it. I will never ask you to show your face in a pic (I won't show mine either), but text alone isn't doing it for me. Occasional role-playing fantasies are welcome too, but it should not be our only topic. Long-term chat partners are preferable, but if you're into one-and-done that's fine too. No males, no couples (sorry). Oh, and please be able to write in full sentences. Too many one-word responces kill any conversation.
Things about you that don't matter to me:
- Your location (can be anywhere as long as you can deal with the time zone differences)
- Your weight (curvy, skinny, athletic, BBW, all welcome)
- Your height (tall or tiny and everything in between, all welcome)
- Your hair color, skin color and ethnicity (all welcome)
- Your boobs are natural or enhanced (all welcome)
I do love busty ladies, but it's merely a preference and in no way a requirement.
What to expect:
A lot of funny and horny responses. Throw me a spark, get back a wildfire
How to get in touch:
- kik: Alan89EU (preferred)
- response to this thread
- forum private message (I check them daily but expect some delay)
- snapchat: awantstochat21
- skype: alan89eu@gmail.com
- mail / hangout: alan89eu@gmail.com
(Mail is fine for first contact but I strongly prefer direct chat.)
No-Gos:
- Fakes (in particular men pretending to be females)
- Sellers (I won't buy anything so don't bother)
- Chatting with or involving under-age people in any way
- involving non-human creatures
- Body shaming
- Rude behaviour
- BDSM stuff
- Pain & Violence
- Rape
- Anything involving excrements
- Gore of any sort
Hope to talk to you soon!
