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Strangebuddy
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Guy or gal is having a crappy birthday. Parents are fighting about bills, they don't have any friends, and since they're the youngest, their parents don't feel like celebrating it and just toss them some cash and remind them to register to vote.
They consider buying cigarettes but instead buy a lotto ticket from an automated kiosk. It's a big prize, not like they'd win after all...until they do.
Kid's not stupid either. While everyone in town tries to figure out who won, they're calling a financial lawyer and setting up a trust so they can keep it anonymous. They figure out they'll just chill till college, and once they're away from home, they'll get set up in another town and then let a few people know they won.
Too bad their lawyer called his parents when he hadn't trouble reaching them and blabbed about the trust and the winnings. So now parents know and they think kid owes them a cut and gets ticked they didn't tell them.
So kid leaves, buys a cheap place and tries to test out of high school. Parents feel bad about what they did but instead of talking to their kid, they reveal what happened to a couple of friends and relatives.
What happens next?
1. Mom and dad realize that without a windfall, they'll be flat ass broke, so they come to their son or daughter and they have some ideas how the money can be earned.
Daughter: "so you said I dressed like a whore? Well how's it feel knowing that no matter what you wear you'll be a whore?"
Son: "come on, you always said I needed to do Better cleaning myself, so you better eat my ass bette than that"
2. Classmate's parent needs a loan. Classmate is offered up as collateral or parent and classmate have to do what lotto winner saves.
What other possibilities?
They consider buying cigarettes but instead buy a lotto ticket from an automated kiosk. It's a big prize, not like they'd win after all...until they do.
Kid's not stupid either. While everyone in town tries to figure out who won, they're calling a financial lawyer and setting up a trust so they can keep it anonymous. They figure out they'll just chill till college, and once they're away from home, they'll get set up in another town and then let a few people know they won.
Too bad their lawyer called his parents when he hadn't trouble reaching them and blabbed about the trust and the winnings. So now parents know and they think kid owes them a cut and gets ticked they didn't tell them.
So kid leaves, buys a cheap place and tries to test out of high school. Parents feel bad about what they did but instead of talking to their kid, they reveal what happened to a couple of friends and relatives.
What happens next?
1. Mom and dad realize that without a windfall, they'll be flat ass broke, so they come to their son or daughter and they have some ideas how the money can be earned.
Daughter: "so you said I dressed like a whore? Well how's it feel knowing that no matter what you wear you'll be a whore?"
Son: "come on, you always said I needed to do Better cleaning myself, so you better eat my ass bette than that"
2. Classmate's parent needs a loan. Classmate is offered up as collateral or parent and classmate have to do what lotto winner saves.
What other possibilities?