deft
Brit’ish
- Joined
- Feb 18, 2002
- Posts
- 14,701
Sliding a slice inside and pushing the right buttonsPretending I'm a toaster.![]()

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Sliding a slice inside and pushing the right buttonsPretending I'm a toaster.![]()
It's just got a lot more slippery.Sliding my finger in and out.
Turning stuff on.
Just waking up.. sounds like I've got catching up to do!Sliding my finger in and out.
Everything's turned on now... I'm having a nice cuppaJust waking up.. sounds like I've got catching up to do!![]()
I had some help so no fingers needed but that is a great way to end or start a day.Enthusiasticly rubbing one out!
What film?Lying on the floor of my snug with a bean bag and under a throw watching a film. It's the only ground floor room with carpet as used to be my girls playroom.
With the dead hand?An aussie horror!
I don't understandWith the dead hand?
The Aussie horror film.I don't understand
I am laying in bed, naked, wishing that the man I have just exchanged messages with was here with me.