Kid Rock comes clean

KillerMuffin

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Hey, he jacks pictures of us, well, here's a pic of him I jacked from him. KR and his full, well... er, um, uh, well, pathetic glory! If you look close you can even see his pussy mullet to match the mullet on his head.

http://www.sexysinglemen.com/ac/worlds-smallest-cocks/logo.jpg

He's also the star of his very own porn website. You gotta have cyberage AVS to see him in action, pounding that pussy with his pelvis. What, you think his cock is actually useful? Come see Kidrock in Hung Like A Hamster! which has gotten rave reviews from a gerbil.
 
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LMAO!!!!

I think I've just fallen in love with you Killermuffin.;) :D :p


ROTFLMAO


kgboot
 
You know, that thing kinda looks like a penis, only smaller.
 
Fair is fair, if he can display pictures of other people without their permission why shouldn't someone else have that right>
 
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Okay, guys, this was brilliant, it really was! And you let it slip down? Oh come on. :)
 
ROF.....

Look closely at pic #4. Looks like he's getting a blowjob, right?

He is...from a blowup doll. It has no nipples and that funky-ass
cheap wig color.

Nothing like the feel of cold recycled steel belted radials to get my dick hard first thing in the morning. Yum.
 
Wow his penis is almost smaller than my clit haha

:p
 
haha.....you meant to say.........

:p
 
Beavis: It kinda looks like one of them litle cocktail weiners.

Butthead: Heh heheheh
 
YOu know Kiddie Rock should really be thanking Killermuffin..Oh it's true. It's true. After all she did was show pictures of his tiny.....bit of testicular fortitude. At least she did not show off the pic where he hired a gay male escort to live out his fantasy of being prison whore.. Oh it's true it's true. lol
 
Now muffy, come on, you know that's from the stud's personal collection of porn that he jacks off to instead of you.

Ever since he went nuts, he doesn't fuck you, just the blow up doll, why else are you so bitter and jaded?

Of course after seeing your picture, that may be another reason.

Now go mix up the med cocktail before running off to your career as a *gasp* wallyworld checker.
 
IN THE VOICES OF THE SOUTH PARK KIDS

miles said:
Beavis: It kinda looks like one of them litle cocktail weiners.

Butthead: Heh heheheh

KENNY: Mmmmmmmm

CARTMAN: Hey, why is he toting a worm between his legs?

STANLEY: Oh my God, they killed Kenny's penis!!

KYLE: You bastards!!!
 
Gotta Love The Muffin!

Now thats what i'm talking about. if he won't play nice or leave fuck with his head!
 
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