I am all that is Dom.

Finally, after many years of learning, of reflection, of gazing within...

I finally Dommed my cat.

Take that naysayers!!!

thanks

Betticus said:

Finally, after many years of learning, of reflection, of gazing within...

I finally Dommed my cat.

Take that naysayers!!!

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Huge belly laugh... Especially since this could be either figurative or literal...

RubenesqueAphrodite said:

Huge belly laugh... Especially since this could be either figurative or literal...

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I should have known that with you guys this had the potential to turn down an unintended path.

Ok, for the record there was absolutely no BDSM or fetish gear involved. No costumes or anything else. Just me (fully dressed), my roommate happened to be there to witness and of course the cat.

The cat was also fully dressed if you count fur as clothing.

Sorry! I didn't mean to poke fun.

Ok, well, maybe I did, but your OP just begged to be commented on by a slightly soiled mind.

We had a cat like that, too. She'd rub on you like she wanted you to pet her, but as soon as some unknowing victim actually reached down, she'd attack. You'd find yourself trying to pry four sets of claws from around your forearm..

I hereby declare Betticus a Twue Dom.

Kitties top from the bottom.

Knowing cats, it was only lulling you into a false sense of security.

Cats are patient. They wait for the right moment for revenge. I'd advise you to not walk down any dark hallways in your bare feet.

Betticus, you posted this today.

Let us know how you are doing tomorrow. (G)

Mike

kiwi_submissive said:

Knowing cats, it was only lulling you into a false sense of security.

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^^ This.

DVS said:

I'd advise you to not walk down any dark hallways in your bare feet.

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And this. ^^^^

To my knowledge, only Prince has ever perfectly performed Pussy Control. *nods*

Knowing cats as well as I do (three cats own me), I'm going to take a poke (or 2) at this....

One option - the cat actually wanted you to do it.

Option #2 - the cat is currently plotting your demise.

Let's make this a true Daily Double Alex. What is ninja kitty revenge?

Miles Long said:

To my knowledge, only Prince has ever perfectly performed Pussy Control. *nods*

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That one's on the list of his ten worst songs, if you ask me...

BeachMomma said:

Knowing cats as well as I do (three cats own me), I'm going to take a poke (or 2) at this....

One option - the cat actually wanted you to do it.

Option #2 - the cat is currently plotting your demise.

Let's make this a true Daily Double Alex. What is ninja kitty revenge?

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Cat is probably hiding a machiavellian laugh behind paw at Betticus thinking it was his idea.

And worse, waiting for the perfect moment to shred his feet, legs, or *gasp* jewels or even worse!

Or to take a shit in his bed and scratch the covers back over it to hide the evidence. *giggles*

BeachMomma said:

Knowing cats as well as I do (three cats own me), I'm going to take a poke (or 2) at this....

One option - the cat actually wanted you to do it.

Option #2 - the cat is currently plotting your demise.

Let's make this a true Daily Double Alex. What is ninja kitty revenge?

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Option #3 - both.

Stella_Omega said:

That one's on the list of his ten worst songs, if you ask me...

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Hell, yeah. I think it's on the list of the ten worst songs EVER. And most of the stuff on that list are rap, so that tells you how much I dislike that song.

graceanne said:

Option #3 - both.

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You forget an option. The cat could throw up in his bed and then cover it up. I've been there more times than I'd like to remember. I've had my share of cats living with me. Shit does sometimes happen, but some nice warm throw up is more likely.

Hell, yeah. I think it's on the list of the ten worst songs EVER. And most of the stuff on that list are rap, so that tells you how much I dislike that song.

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I've never even heard of the guy. Now I know why.

DVS said:

You forget an option. The cat could throw up in his bed and then cover it up. I've been there more times than I'd like to remember. I've had my share of cats living with me. Shit does sometimes happen, but some nice warm throw up is more likely.

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What's sad is I was seriously loling at this, my kittiness has had me doing this, it's a long story but funny.

Not the bed!!!! But still funny.

Saw this and thought of you....

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/20/FJddXc-lWE2-zv97Bp4qcg2.jpg

Loverskitten said:

Not the bed!!!! But still funny.

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Sometimes it just happens to be where you might walk, like when going to the bathroom at night. If you have a long hair cat, like maybe a Persian, they sometimes throw up hairballs. Nice, furry and even gushy, when fresh...like a mouse!

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Sometimes it just happens to be where you might walk, like when going to the bathroom at night. If you have a long hair cat, like maybe a Persian, they sometimes throw up hairballs. Nice, furry and even gushy, when fresh...like a mouse!

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Or worse, a miscarried kitten.

I nearly vomited.

graceanne said:

Or worse, a miscarried kitten.

I nearly vomited.

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Wow, now that is just sad.

I have a new cat. Well, I got him a little over a year ago. He was a "free to a good home" cat. At the time he was about 6-8 weeks old. When he was about 2 or 3 months old, he got his leg caught in a freak accident and broke his leg. The break was a clean one, no splinters or whatever, but with a pet, it's not just something you can set and put a cast on.

The vet had to put a rod into his leg to keep the break together for a while. He had to make an incision 3 inches long in his upper leg, above the elbow and a smaller one at the top of his shoulder, to insert the rod. Then, for the next 2 weeks, I had to limit his movement to a minimum, so the leg would heal. Do you know how difficult it is to limit the movement of a 3 month old kitten?

Anyway, to make a long story short, he's fine now. The leg healed perfectly, the rod came out, and his hair has all grown back. The vet was so proud of his work, he took a picture of me holding the cat. I don't know what he did with the picture, but I can only guess he wanted to put it in with an article describing his wonderful work. The cat is rather large, for just over a year old. I think he must have a little Maine Coon in him.

Speaking of large, the bill was a little large. And to make matters worse, I was and still am unemployed. This all happened just last April. The total bill, including pain pills, antibiotics, X-rays, yadda, yadda, yadda, was $1,680.00.

But, I'm now my vet's favorite owner. And he says my cat is one magnificent beast. He is a very handsome cat and sometimes I think he knows it. He's a black and grey long haired tabby. I have another tabby, but he's a short hair. At a distance, you can't tell who is who, unless you happen to notice the long hair of one. But, the personalities are quite different.

The short hair tabby is quite clingy. He always wants to lay where he can touch me. The younger guy is rather aloof. He's quite the speed demon and best pals with my other cat. But if he's laying somewhere, or snoozing and I decide to pet him? He'll put up with it for a short time, and then he'll actually get up and move to just out of arm's reach and lay down again. I try to explain to him that I paid nearly $2,000 for his leg to be mended, but in typical cat fashion, he's not interested. Maybe as he gets older, he'll become more lovable, but even with his stand offish ways, I'll keep him.

Sorry for sidetracking this thread, Betticus, but I think goes along with the theme. If you think you've dominated your cat, it's probably just a ploy by the cat to get more or better food, or maybe a warm an cozy spot in the sun to nap.