*Tricks of Trade* Scoring with online women on literotica

I have been (wasting time) in this online-flirt business for about almost 3 years, so thought of sharing my experiences for the young no0b-male here wanting find some woman for cybersex, No-strings attached sex, just romantic flirt, long-term relationship,BDSM etc.

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1. Get the tools ready , Get some good photos
2. Describe your self and write paragraphs for copy-paste in all situations.
3. Keep your literotica profile CLEAN
4. Low post count is bad for first impression
5. Dealing with BDSM women's personal advertizements.
6. Stay away from these Traps
7. Long-term romantic Online relationships
8. Epilogue
9. Where to find women on literotica
10. Playground vs General Board(GB): where to hang out?
11. How to detect the Fake men posing as women and old ladies showing photos of other teenage chicks

Rule-1: get the tools ready

Part:A) make accounts on following

AIM
Skype
MSN
Yahoo
Gmail
Myspace
Facebook
Twitter
Youtube

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Now you might wonder why make account on all those websites?
because many women only use gmail or AIM, and you just can't miss the opportunity because you don't have one. Especially because the girl won't care to create a special account on a different website only to talk with you ok ? she'll simply start talking with some one else lol.
another reason is, many girls work / in highschool can't access Yahoo messenger so they use gmail.
this also means you need a universal chat messanger program installed like Miranda or Pidgin or goto meebo.com

Sub-rule of Rule #1: make good usernames
you need to create usernames that have universal application for example
daddy4girls@234.com doesn't sound like a good username for non-incest or roleplay kinda straight romantic/cybersex relationship
you show her your myspace /facebook id showing the 'real face of yours' (only if you're for the long-term romantic relation).

Part:B) Get some good photos
with and without face. you've to take some photos of you, naked and non-naked.
Torse,shoulders, back, butts, full body shots etc.
close-up of your penis won't do any magic so leave it.
The backgrounds in the photos should look neat,bright and decent and not like some garage or teeager's spoiled room.
You especially need this after 3 or 4 PM or email or in messanger to show to her.
If she show you her photos and you don't show yours, its doesn't move in positive direction fast.
don't show your face to everyone, don't give your personal phone number and address immediatly.
cause some of them might be jerks and misuse it to blackmail or stalk you for money.
so show your face etc only to the woman you trust.

Rule-2: Describe your self

Rule-2: Describe your self and write paragraphs for all situations.
Goto

start menu> All programs > Accessories > Wordpad or notepad

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now write something about yourself.
Single line like
21 yo/m/single/Ohio
avoid it. describe yourself in detail like what you do, what movies you like, what books you read and so on....
then save that document file in a convinient place like My-Documents.

Lets get deeper into this. Now write seperate paragraphs in that same document regarding following
How will you respond to a BDSM master/ slave ad? write a paragraph.
Write another paragraph for responding to a woman looking only for some erotic chat
Third paragraph for daddy-daughter role-play girl's advertizement.

This is a time-saver because everytime you see some good woman's ad, you don't have to type same things again and again, just open that document and copy paste the fitting parts (BDSM/roleplay/romantic) in her PM.
because most cases you won't find a match in your 1-2 tries. so you've to keep looking and keep replying to advertizements. in my years

i've responded to about more than 600 ladies' advertizents.
Replies recieved only by about 200 and
further messanger talk only to about 120,
cybersex with around 40,
Fooled by gays posing as girls- about 5 times.
Found long term cyber-buddies - about 3 times
Perfect match -not sure yet

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You see its like a pyramid. You can't afford to get rejected by writing single lines like 21/m/Ohio neither can you afford to waste your time typing same thing everytime so you gotta keep tools and pre-written paragraphs ready.

Rule-3:Keep your literotica profile CLEAN

Rule-3:Keep your literotica profile CLEAN

If the woman is experienced on literotica. Then as soon as you contact her, the first thing she'll do is check your history i.e. your previous posts and threads on literotica.
If you've a record of trolling or fighting on general board, or something nasty like if you've been making personal threads or posting in other people's threads like

daddy looking for daughter, or
boy needs mommy for incest role-play or
BDSM master looking for piss-drinker slave
Bi-male wants to suck cock
etc

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She might be turned off thinking you're a freak and won't reply back.
So you need to carve out your niche. what type of girl are you looking? and do the activity on literotica accordingly.

Rule-4: low post count is bad for first impression

Rule-4: low post count is bad for first impression
you send some woman a message and you've low post count like 0 or 10, she might think you're just a troll or fake Alt profile of some other member or you're just a lurker. so she might not reply.
If you're trying to flirt with some woman on playground, you've almost NIL chances of success unless you've a post count of 1000. so keep that in mind. The easiest way to increase post count is post randomly on those word games going on in the playground. Its boring, tiresome I know, but you'll start getting the dividends once you reach above 1000 count, many women might contact your by themselves! As stated ago,remember the previous rule- keep your lit profile and history clean and non-hostile. if you want to fight debates on General board then create a separate profile for it.
Besides if you've 100+ post count then you can get an AVATAR. and many woman in Playground don't get orgazms unless you've an Avatar
No intention to offend anyone, but these are hard-truths.

Dealing with BDSM womens' advertisements.

Dealing with BDSM womens' advertisements.

Lets admit it,Most of us men are just jerks, looking for a woman to talk dirty and show herself on cam, that's all.
Hence many of us would even respond to BDSM ads both as master and as subs.
Frankly I also wouldn't mind having some hot ass chick as my slave who undresses on my command on her webcam, and I also wouldn't mind becoming slave to some thick ass MILF,licking her pussy all the day, but in my heart I'm not a BDSM guy.So There is a problem, if you respond to a mistress looking for slave, in her public thread and then you respond to another girl who is looking for master.
So that girl will search your previous posts and find that you're just a dude who plays both as master and a slave hence you're a vanilla guy. means less chances of success.
So while replying BDSM ads, send PM and not respond in open threads lol
Another thing, atleast refer to BDSM terminology at least once so you don't act like a jerk when she's talking about something.
Because if you mess up in your first few chat-sessions, she'll create a new ad saying her previous master was a vanilly lol. Also sometimes the wanna-be-slave-girls are actually 'Pro' i.e. they'll looking for relocating to America and want some sponser. make sure you don't fall in those Russian bride scam.
Same goes for mistresses, they ask for money to train you sometimes.

Stay away from these Traps

Stay away from these Traps
If she asks you to buy something for her online or pay her fees or
anything like that. Stop contact because most probably she is a HE.

If she asks you to sign up some website saying, she lives in a hostel and can only access that website. Again stop. because she is a HE, who gets paid by that website's owner to make you register. Such scamsters are referred as E-whores.

Don't go in romantic relations with married woman! because sooner or later her husband finds out or she starts feeling guilty so she stops coming and chatting with you. In either case since you got addicted to her romantically, its hard to forget her and it makes living painful.

If she tells you that she is suffering from some terminal disease. Stop talking to her! because most cases she's just another attention whore EMO girl who will conviniently stage her own death by sending mail from her other id to you saying its her friend's id, when she gets bored in from you. Or Even if she's really suffering and dying, its not worth it to get involved with her because it'll pain your heart later on.

If she appears to be really depressed or disturbed or problematic, don't get involved. For example she starts her webcam and cries in it. or like sends you 50 mails a day etc !Once I had chatted with a woman, initially she sounded nice but then I said i had to go for work and will talk to her later, she starts crying with tears in her eyes and lifts her t-shirt on webcam and show me her boob saying keep talking to me.I figured out she's suffering from some sort of psychological disease. It is not worth putting your time and energy in them. Because it'll disturb your mind as well. Initially it all sounds like a fun but later these women become a liability for you. Especially if they come to know your real address etc and when she has kids or husband lol

Long-term romantic Online relationships

Long-term romantic Online relationships

First, They're very painful and not recommended. But still if you got involved, then keep following in mind

Don't flirt with new girls anymore. Because most males once find a long-term Romantic partner online, then they create a new profile just for cyber-sex with other girls on literotica. Later on that long-term girl also creates a new profile for cybersex with others, and both end up meeting and discovering each other lol. I ain't joking ! that happens in reality.

Don't visit her myspace or facebook pages often. Because she might be talking as friend to many other males and you'll get wrong signals and start feeling jeolous

Whatever she talks about her relatives,employer,schoolmates, pretend to be very attentive and listening. You must criticize every person in her real life, whom she doesn't like!

Also note-down the names of her siblings,relatives,friends,co-workers so she she something about someone today and after a month she talks about that same person and you ask "who is she/he?" that creates problem lol
and for god's sake don't forget her birthday.

There is only 1 in a million chance of you finding your perfect match or bride online. So don't try very hard, don't be very possessive about her.Sometimes you've to let it go. don't be selfish, just because you can't find someone in real life doesn't mean she doesn't have the right to find someone in her real life and settle down.

Always watch your language! don't criticize or say anything to her that might make the whole relationship un-amendable.
Before starting a long-term online relationship, make sure you've 100% certainty that she is an unmarried female living in a confirmed location.

Epilogue

Epilogue
After wasting 2+ years in this, I got fed up.
There is no fun in jacking off or typing dirty lines while the lady dangles her boobies on the other side of cam. Initially it all is fun especially if you're an 18 year old virgin guy without any g/f in real life. But it takes so much energy to seduce that woman with your words for so many hours, before she starts camming or doing cybersex with you on regular basis lol.
Now I prefer to jack off looking at porn rather wasting so much time in wooing women for cybersex.
Long-term online romantic relationship, initially soothes your heart like heaven, but later it becomes a liability, burden, boredom and painful on heart until you actually get to meet her.
Still many of us males come here for looking for someone online because either

we don't have any good job to impress some girl , or get laid with hooker or start a family lol
we are in college or highschool without a personality or looks to woo another girl!
we are living in a nation with high morality requirement like middle-east lol
we are married and wife stopped paying attention to us since many years
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If you ever find someone who cares for you in real life, I would suggest you stop coming to this stupid place called Literotica because i sure as hell would.

Where to find women on literotica

Where to find women on literotica
There are many ways
You project yourself by starting an ad or thread on some subject. (non-troll subject don't goto GB for this if you want to score with playground ladies lol)
Check the online members at the bottom of this page
http://forum.literotica.com/online.php
If you find any female-usernames, check their previous post to see if they're looking. don't waste time in talking with females more than 1000 counts for cybersex, because they won't reply in 99% cases.

Appreciate some girl's photos in Am-picture section
http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=8
she might get in with you!

reply to other womens' ads here
http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=13
or write your own ad But don't be a single line description guy like 21/m/Ohio/want cam.

play (stupid) word games on playground
http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=27
some woman might get wooed after you give her attention for 50-100 posts around and then you might score.

write and publish stories and hope some woman finds your charming!

There are many other sites, like craiglist, myspace for this flirtjob but literotica is comparatively a safer bait in my opinion.

Playground vs General Board(GB)

Playground vs General Board(GB)

The people in both sections hate each-other. So if you post more in one section, you've less chances of getting accepted by the people of other section.

General board by and large is notorious for racial fights, trolling, being rude to each other.
Playground is by and large attention-whores high on anti-depressants with no-real life playing non-sense word and mind-games.
but what is your mission as an unlaid horny male? score some woman to dangle her tits on cam for you and talk dirty right ? so you're safer playing around in the playground for that purpose.

Now just because I write the hard-truths here, I'll also be labelled as a GB troll / looser by some member, sooner or later. See its all part of the life on literotica and i don't feel guilty about what I do or what I did so don't waste your time trying to make me feel so

little_kid said:

I have been (wasting time) in this online-flirt business for about almost 3 years, so thought of sharing my experiences for the young no0b-male here wanting find some woman for cybersex, No-strings attached sex, just romantic flirt, long-term relationship,BDSM etc.

Click on the list-item or scroll down the page to read all posts

1. Get the tools ready , Get some good photos
2. Describe your self and write paragraphs for copy-paste in all situations.
3. Keep your literotica profile CLEAN
4. Low post count is bad for first impression
5. Dealing with BDSM women's personal advertizements.
6. Stay away from these Traps
7. Long-term romantic Online relationships
8. Epilogue
9. Where to find women on literotica
10. Playground vs General Board(GB): where to hang out?

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There's so much wrong in here, where do I start?

Oh, yeah.

Copy and paste descriptions for all situations? Seriously? Is it that hard to describe, off the top of your head, your height, weight, eye color, cock length, etc?

Women are A LOT smarter than you seem to be giving us credit for. I can almost always sniff out a canned response or introduction, and they turn me off big time. Please, start out with a simple, 'Hello, how are you today?' and then see where it goes. Don't just throw anything against the wall and see what sticks.

Another tip?

I've only been here a few days, and already received my fair share of "flirt" PM's. (I use the quotes because these were more invites to get on a Messenger and cyber with them.)

"Hello *" was the title. My first thought was that they were already trying to nickname me.

I was wrong.
It was a copy/paste message. The * was a filler that they had meant to replace with my Name. They forgot to do just that.


As for the avatar? I could care less. (Granted, it's coming from someone who hasn't earned one yet.) But one of the most fascinating people I've talked to thus far doesn't have one, and he's got about 9k posts. He is very wellspoken and had me in awe of his PM. And even more shocking? It wasn't a sexual message!

FuckFantasy said:

There's so much wrong in here, where do I start?

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I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

[resolves to make another boyfriend thread, just for Coastal Boy]

Little Kid, you know that about 50% of the "women" on here are actually men, right? Really.

it's the same as in r/l. chat, get to know them, see where it goes ...

This thread is worthless without testimonials. Any "woman" who fell for the OP's tactics want to contribute?

*crickets*

Dude!

You forgot..."Nice shoes! Wanna Fuck?"

It's a classic.

fgarvb1 said:

Dude!

You forgot..."Nice shoes! Wanna Fuck?"

It's a classic.

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Someone in real life actually ran up to me at a bar and said this. Loudly. In my ear. With his hand groping my ass. I don't know if he liked my drink on his face or my fist in his gut more, but he sure did make a lot of sound.

FuckFantasy said:

Someone in real life actually ran up to me at a bar and said this. Loudly. In my ear. With his hand groping my ass. I don't know if he liked my drink on his face or my fist in his gut more, but he sure did make a lot of sound.

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LOL!

What a loser!

I can't believe some idiot did that in real life and I live in the land of rednecks.

Now I might have said something like that to someone I already knew and had prearranged to spend sometime that night with, just to wind some of my friends.

Especially if they didn't know that I knew her.

I remember one of my girlfreinds pulling something like that on them with me.

Oh, the beer spew!

Fake people and photos

How to detect Fake Photos shown to you and Fake men posing as women?

Yeah I've fallen in their trap many times.
This is what I learnt.
A gay man posing as woman, generally gathers photogallary of some woman from myspace or some Amateur porn site and uses it to show to you.Some of them are so lame, they'll show you different naked photos of different females in different chat sessions.
Sometimes old women also show photo of some sexy 18 yo teen to seduce you!
You've to do reverse image search.
Upload the photo given by her/him on following site
http://www.tineye.com/
it'll search on internet if that photo was originated from some other site. i.e. in most cases its, copied from myspace or some Amateur porn gallary. This doesn't work perfectly at the moment because that site doesn't have all photos in index. But still worth checkin out.

There is no hard and fast rule for detecting whether you're talking with a male or a female.
But some signs are

During cybersex she talks like the woman in your dream because she is he and he knows what other man wants to hear during sex lol
She never talks about vaginal sex or you licking her pussy. Its always about BJs and anal.
During photo or video share, if she shows you porn photos, in them though man is fucking a woman but the camera is exclusively focused on man's hairy ass.
She never shows her self on webcam and she never talks in VOIP or skype.
But there can be exceptions in every case.

Some of those gay men posing as woman have mastered the art of chatting by years of experience that its almost impossible to detect their gender from what they type during chat.

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FuckFantasy said:

There's so much wrong in here,
Copy and paste descriptions for all situations? Seriously? Is it that hard to describe, off the top of your head, your height, weight, eye color, cock length, etc?

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yeah but its waste of time having to type the same thing over and over everytime while responding to every new lady, so what is wrong in saving that description and copy pasting ?

fgarvb1 said:

You forgot..."Nice shoes! Wanna Fuck?"

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If an online woman falls in that line, most probably its a gay man posing as woman.

Eilan said:

This thread is worthless without testimonials. Any "woman" who fell for the OP's tactics want to contribute?

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If I had found a good woman online who would testify for my skills, I would have married her by now

Firebrain said:

Little Kid, you know that about 50% of the "women" on here are actually men, right? Really.

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Yes sir, I do and have fallen in their trap many times.

MaskofSand said:

"Hello *" was the title. My first thought was that they were already trying to nickname me.

I was wrong.
It was a copy/paste message. The * was a filler that they had meant to replace with my Name. They forgot to do just that.

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It was perhaps a greasemonkey script or a Macro-program. i.e. it would fetch your username automatically and replace it with that *. but may be that guy wasn't good enough to write the program-code properly. that's why the * remained as a *.

little_kid said:

yeah but its waste of time having to type the same thing over and over everytime while responding to every new lady, so what is wrong in saving that description and copy pasting ?


If an online woman falls in that line, most probably its a gay man posing as woman.


If I had found a good woman online who would testify for my skills, I would have married her by now


Yes sir, I do and have fallen in their trap many times.



It was perhaps a greasemonkey script or a Macro-program. i.e. it would fetch your username automatically and replace it with that *. but may be that guy wasn't good enough to write the program-code properly. that's why the * remained as a *.

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I believe the part in bold proves your advice to be useless. The only thing playing scripts and pre-planned shit will get is people more pathetic than yourself, or maybe a meet with someone who will soon realize you are totally fake and drop you in a heartbeat.

A_Kefka said:

I believe the part in bold proves your advice to be useless. The only thing playing scripts and pre-planned shit will get is people more pathetic than yourself, or maybe a meet with someone who will soon realize you are totally fake and drop you in a heartbeat.

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that's why I said in the opening lines of this thread

little_kid said:

I have been (wasting time) .....

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little_kid said:

She never talks about vaginal sex or you licking her pussy. Its always about BJs and anal.

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Actually, that describes nearly every woman I've ever cybered with. Of course, that's probably biased by the fact that I always heavily emphasise all the favors I provide for my partners.