punch line thread

nergis said:

hey all i'm new here & i thought i'd start a thread of backwards punch-lines.

here's the way it works: you give a punchline without the joke. the next person writes a joke for that punch-line, and then another random punch-line.

we should get some pretty interesting jokes!

nergis

first punch line: 'Most people usually just steal towels!'

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nergis said:

hey all i'm new here & i thought i'd start a thread of backwards punch-lines.

here's the way it works: you give a punchline without the joke. the next person writes a joke for that punch-line, and then another random punch-line.

we should get some pretty interesting jokes!

nergis

first punch line: 'Most people usually just steal towels!'

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SeanH said:

1. Posting in garish colours and fonts is generally frowned upon on the General Board, you might want to try the Playground.

2. Nevr ending game threads are generally frowned upon on the General Board, you might want to try the Playground.

3. FUCK OFF TO THE PLAYGROUND, YOU RETARDED CUNT.[/SIZE]

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SeanH said:

1. Posting in garish colours and fonts is generally frowned upon on the General Board, you might want to try the Playground.

2. Nevr ending game threads are generally frowned upon on the General Board, you might want to try the Playground.

3. FUCK OFF TO THE PLAYGROUND, YOU RETARDED CUNT.

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i didn't know about the playground, so i opologise to all who are offended... though seanh... it's not like anyone is forcing you to look at this thread. jeez, you'd think i bludgeoned you or something

nergis

Alpha_Rat_Tail said:

Lower your voice, lest you wake up your mum in the living room. Smooth-crotched mommas boy.

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nergis said:

i didn't know about the playground, so i opologise to all who are offended... though seanh... it's not like anyone is forcing you to look at this thread. jeez, you'd think i bludgeoned you or something

nergis

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SeanH said:

My voice would have to be considerably louder than that to carry 800 miles, you cowardly, yellow striped, alt piece of shit.

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Alpha_Rat_Tail said:

I doubt you have the money to send her to convolescent home, so this post begs the answer of where you buried the poor woman, after you fed her catfood during the Autumn of her life.

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SeanH said:

Oh, she's alive and well. She left school at twelve years old and still spells better than you, alty boy.
And it's "begs the question".

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Alpha_Rat_Tail said:

No, it's "begs the answer". I know, because i just wrote it.

Soon, though, one of your alts will storm in and save your bacon. Anytime, now.

Speaking of begging, Your Ophelia-esque online phone-fuck was begging for Plasmaball. I went back and looked up the thread, and can you believe it, she actually went back and erased her posts. What a bitch move.
Did you make her do that?

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SeanH said:

LMAO. That's the best you have? Oh dear, try harder alty boy.

My alts? The only people that think I have alts are Cade and Javatard. Looks like the right kind of company for you.

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Alpha_Rat_Tail said:

Best? No, Sean I wasnt trying to insult you. Her begging for Plas' cock like a bipolar schoolgirl that got stood up at the prom has no bearing on your behavior, not in the slightest. Posting some of his more personal information was only the act of a jilted, deaperate girl.

I only asked the question (wich I am asking again) is; Did you make her edit out her posts?

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nergis said:

i didn't know about the playground, so i opologise to all who are offended... though seanh... it's not like anyone is forcing you to look at this thread. jeez, you'd think i bludgeoned you or something

nergis

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cg_allstar said:

Don't ever apologize to sean. Just tell him to fuck off and die.

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cg_allstar said:

Don't ever apologize to sean. Just tell him to fuck off and die.

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Alpha_Rat_Tail said:

"Fuck off and die" is implied, by virtue of posting to Sean.

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SeanH said:

No, alty boy. I don't make her do anything. And pretending you know what the fuck went on there when you quite obviously don't, just makes you look like a moron.

Spelling and grammar aren't your strong points, are they?

A question for you, loser, why are you such a pathetic little coward that you need to hide behind an alt to spout your crap? No balls? Or maybe you have balls but have a slight erectile dysfunction?

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Alpha_Rat_Tail said:

Pardon. Then Please, by all means, enlighten us savages.
What do I have wrong? She wasnt sweating his nuts? She did'nt go ape-shit when he wanted nothing to do with her after he'd gotten whatever and all he wanted from her? Please, explain her behavior away. it's tough to piece it together from memory. Thank my stars and garters other people quoted her.

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