Wrong answer - game thread

TheEarl · Jan 13, 2006

This is something I've quite blatantly half-inched from another forum, but hopefully they'll forgive me if they find out.

The idea is to ask a question, to which the next person gives completely the wrong answer to. From what I saw on this other board, they got some pretty amusing answers. So, if I asked "What is morris dancing?" then an answer of "Having energetic sex on the bonnet of a Morris Minor," would be perfectly acceptable. And then you ask the next question.

I'll start with "What is the clitoris for?"

The Earl

LadyJeanne · Jan 13, 2006

TheEarl said:
I'll start with "What is the clitoris for?"

The Earl

It lights up when she's close to an orgasm.

What do men think is the most important thing about sex?

Evil Alpaca · Jan 14, 2006

LadyJeanne said:
It lights up when she's close to an orgasm.

What do men think is the most important thing about sex?

Discussing their feelings afterward

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

TheEarl · Jan 14, 2006

The nutritional value.

Why do we keep frequenting the AH?

The Earl

Belegon · Jan 14, 2006

LadyJeanne said:
It lights up when she's close to an orgasm.

What do men think is the most important thing about sex?

Saving enough energy to do the laundry afterwards...

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

edit:d'oh...too slow...

TheEarl · Jan 14, 2006

Evil Alpaca said:
Discussing their feelings afterward

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Okay, quickliness. I'd like to say "Because Poe wrote on both" but that'd be a right answer.

They're both made out of wood.

Why do we keep frequenting the AH?

The Earl

cloudy · Jan 14, 2006

Belegon said:
Saving enough energy to do the laundry afterwards...

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

edit:d'oh...too slow...

42.

Why is the sky blue?

Belegon · Jan 14, 2006

TheEarl said:
Okay, quickliness. I'd like to say "Because Poe wrote on both" but that'd be a right answer.

They're both made out of wood.

Why do we keep frequenting the AH?

The Earl

in hopes of escaping LadyJ's notice.

what did Pamela Anderson look like before silicone?

Belegon · Jan 14, 2006

cloudy said:
42.

Why is the sky blue?

to provide contast to all the water.

why do cats sleep so much?

Stella_Omega · Jan 14, 2006

Belegon said:
in hopes of escaping LadyJ's notice.

what did Pamela Anderson look like before silicone?

She looked a lot like Bruce Willis.

What is "Puerco Pilbil"?

TheEarl · Jan 14, 2006

Belegon said:
to provide contast to all the water.

why do cats sleep so much?

They don't. They're actually astrally projecting. Haven't you wondered where the contestants for Big Brother come from?

Where do the contestants for Big Brother come from?

The Earl

cloudy · Jan 14, 2006

Stella_Omega said:
She looked a lot like Bruce Willis.

What is "Puerco Pilbil"?

a cross between a pig and a duck.

Where do missing socks go?

TheEarl · Jan 14, 2006

Stella_Omega said:
She looked a lot like Bruce Willis.

What is "Puerco Pilbil"?

I'm Puerco Pilbil! And so's my wife.

Where do the contestants for Big Brother come from?

The Earl

kendo1 · Jan 14, 2006

Because its out of work, its wife left and the dog ate its slippers.

Do you like Kipling?

Ooops

Stella_Omega · Jan 14, 2006

TheEarl said:
I'm Puerco Pilbil! And so's my wife.

Where do the contestants for Big Brother come from?

The Earl

They come from Little Sisters.

How fast can electricity travel?

TheEarl · Jan 14, 2006

Stella_Omega said:
They come from Little Sisters.

How fast can electricity travel?

As fast as the car it's in.

Why are people replying so quickly to this thread?

The Earl

Stella_Omega · Jan 14, 2006

kendo1 said:
Because its out of work, its wife left and the dog ate its slippers.

Do you kike Kipling?

I wish I knew what the question is to your answer...

I don't "kike" kipling at all,- but I love beans....

Stella_Omega · Jan 14, 2006

TheEarl said:
As fast as the car it's in.

Why are people replying so quickly to this thread?

The Earl

arrgh! because we have too much to do, I suppose.

What is the Prime number closest to 60?

cloudy · Jan 14, 2006

Stella_Omega said:
arrgh! because we have too much to do, I suppose.

What is the Prime number closest to 60?

9 3/4.

Who's buried in the tomb of the unknown soldier?

kendo1 · Jan 14, 2006

Stella_Omega said:
I wish I knew what the question is to your answer...
I don't "kike" kipling at all,- but I love beans....

The answer is

I don't know, I've never kipled.

TheEarl · Jan 14, 2006

cloudy said:
9 3/4.

Who's buried in the tomb of the unknown soldier?

Sergeant Bob Smith

Where did I leave my watch?

The Earl

kendo1 · Jan 14, 2006

cloudy said:
9 3/4.

Who's buried in the tomb of the unknown soldier?

Bob

Where is the west pole?

rgraham666 · Jan 14, 2006

TheEarl said:
As fast as the car it's in.

Why are people replying so quickly to this thread?

The Earl

They're not. An unexpected twist in the fabric of space-time merely makes it appear that way.

Why do we never look like the pictures on our passports or driver licenses?

Selena_Kitt · Jan 14, 2006

Where did I leave my watch?

Hell

How many licks to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop?

rgraham666 · Jan 14, 2006

As an aside.

TheEarl said:
I'll start with "What is the clitoris for?"

LadyJeanne said:
It lights up when she's close to an orgasm.

If only it were that simple.

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