This isn't important.

Garnate · Oct 23, 2014

I'm drunk enough to flash you all, though.
Tonight's drinking tally:

4 beers
3 motorboats (from females)
5 phone numbers

This was me on my way out the door:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/9406e59a-3373-4390-be9c-fe51c775a7a2_zps76313de1.jpg

This was me a few beers in:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/0645ee29-8829-4300-a30a-c1694b3460a7_zps60cab21b.jpg

JESUS FUCK WHERE'D MY TOP GO??

You're welcome.

thør · Oct 23, 2014

Garnate said:
You're welcome.

I just fixed the snowblower.

Thank you.

Not Normal · Oct 23, 2014

Drunken Garnate is my second favorite Garnate.

Killswitch · Oct 23, 2014

I keep looking at your cool raised pinky.

lol

1HF · Oct 23, 2014

I thought that was just for me *sobs*

IrezumiKiss · Oct 23, 2014

Dammit, why weren't you at my bar last night when this really mattered?

doctor_insanus · Oct 23, 2014

Yowza.

http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/phpthumbnails/133/133390/133390_9_800.jpeg

TwinkleStars · Oct 23, 2014

*sighs* She's always gorgeous...even drunk.

parodyluvr75 · Oct 23, 2014

Pretty flashing lady.

Libsam · Oct 23, 2014

Can someone tell me what vote button i pushed? I can't stop staring.

parodyluvr75 · Oct 23, 2014

Libsam said:
Can someone tell me what vote button i pushed? I can't stop staring.

More words, but there was no more pictures option.

smoothg103rd · Oct 23, 2014

Was sleepy but now I'm a little horny. Let me scroll through my phone book.

Libsam · Oct 23, 2014

buttons....

Disgustipated · Oct 23, 2014

Why do you always have ear buds in?

Garnate · Oct 23, 2014

Real quick: My pinky finger is up because obviously I'm keeping it classy 24/7. 1HF, I knew as soon as my drunk ass took that pic that I'd be posting it when I got home. PIC WHORE, 'member? And I always have ear buds in because I'm also a music whore. Little known fact.

You guys rule.

phrodeau · Oct 23, 2014

Garnate said:
I'm drunk enough to flash you all, though.
Tonight's drinking tally:

4 beers
3 motorboats (from females)
5 phone numbers

This was me on my way out the door:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/9406e59a-3373-4390-be9c-fe51c775a7a2_zps76313de1.jpg

This was me a few beers in:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/0645ee29-8829-4300-a30a-c1694b3460a7_zps60cab21b.jpg

JESUS FUCK WHERE'D MY TOP GO??

You're welcome.

Your top is under your tits.

Let me help you to see it better.

thør · Oct 23, 2014

phrodeau said:
Your top is under your tits.

Let me help you to see it better.

Where'd the ear buds go?

TwinkleStars · Oct 23, 2014

you have yet to let me see you ugly. i think you could never look ugly. *sighs* compared to you, i'm chopped liver.

Garnate · Oct 23, 2014

thør said:
Where'd the ear buds go?

They don't go out drinking with me.

Garnate · Oct 23, 2014

TwinkleStars said:
you have yet to let me see you ugly. i think you could never look ugly. *sighs* compared to you, i'm chopped liver.

Oh I could easily prove how unattractive I am but what's left of my pride won't let me.

thør · Oct 23, 2014

Garnate said:
They don't go out drinking with me.

Lushes!

TwinkleStars · Oct 23, 2014

Garnate said:
Oh I could easily prove how unattractive I am but what's left of my pride won't let me.

Nope, don't believe ya...gorgeous.

Not Normal · Oct 23, 2014

Garnate said:
Oh I could easily prove how unattractive I am but what's left of my pride won't let me.

Eh, no..noooo

spacekowboy · Oct 23, 2014

TitsnToilets!

Saint Peter · Oct 23, 2014

Glynndah said there were no nipples attached to the end of those bad boys.

What gives?

This isn't important.

Should alcohol?

Of course.

Well, you have to think of the children.

Can dolf even?

What in the fuck?

Words.

More words.

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